cunt-berry fuckle-muffin

A group of cunt berries covered with semen and vaginal secretions that are stuck together to look like a glazed muffin.
I was going to eat the ole lady's snatch this morning, but it looked like a cunt-berry fuckle-muffin
by ex_lax70 July 12, 2016
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Speed bumps

Sarah's tits were so tiny when fucked her, they were smaller than speed bumps.
by ex_lax70 February 14, 2018
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Vaginal Vulcan Jedi mind fuck= when your woman uses her pussy to fuck your mind and the time space continuum up, leaving you paralyzed.
Dude, me and the girlfriend were arguing last night, then she pulled the vaginal Vulcan Jedi mind fuck on me, I'm out $600 bucks.
by ex_lax70 June 28, 2017
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Nuclear nigger

When a person of color gets so mad they go so ballistic and have a meltdown.
Bro, you should have seen it, when Tyrone's dunk got blocked by that honky Bill, Tyrone went nuclear nigger and the ref ejected his punk azz.
by ex_lax70 October 03, 2016
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Hogeye

Slang for anal.
Barack to Bill: How'd you sleep with That?
Bill to Barack:Most nights, I'd just break her open like a shotgun and hit the hogeye.
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Candy gams

Guy to friend: I almost went into a diabetic coma when Shelley gave me those candy gams last night.
by ex_lax70 November 08, 2016
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Loopty loop

Loopy loop: when you and your bud/buds go on back roads drinking, so you won't get pulled over by the 5-0.
Me and Jay went on the Loopty loop and ended up 50 miles from the crib.
by ex_lax70 July 09, 2017
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