evan met's definitions

schwarzwald

Means, in German: Black Forest, which is then transferred into a man, or women's, hairy ass, cuz its a forest of hairs, that are black. yyyeeeaaahhh.

I have a fucking schwarzwald.

by Evan Met May 10, 2006

grinder

A girl who grinds her teeth alone the shaft of a man's penis.

That chick was a grinder, so I gave her a purple mushroom...see purple mushroom for details.

by Evan Met January 14, 2006

Dante Hall

Probably the most exciting return man in the Nation Football League today, I'm not saying the best, but the most exciting. He plays for the Kansas City Cheifs and plays slot.

In 2003, Dante Hall changed directions three times on his way to a 93 yard punt return touchdown.

by Evan Met March 4, 2006

pukegasm

when your soo wasted that when you puke you feel soooo much better.

i felt so sick, that when i puked, i had a pukegasm.

by Evan Met May 10, 2006

brown nose

when someone is passed out, you stick your asshole directly on the persons nose, then fart, twice.

J-OP got brown nosed at the basketball tournament.

by Evan Met May 10, 2006

MacLifer

1. Someone who consistantly goes to MacDonald's atleast once a week.
2. Someone who works at MacDonald's all they're life, this job is usually they're first job.

That fatty is a maclifer, i seen her come in here 3 times this week already.
Sean is a maclifer, all he does is work at macdonalds 24/7

by Evan Met April 15, 2006

harold buttle

a guys name, also sounds alot like harry butthole

man did you see that, it looked like....uuuuhhhhhh harry buttle, ya i know harold buttle

by evan met May 2, 2011