red swirl

when da bitch be on her rag and u eat dat shit out.

Guy: "What do you call it when you eat your women out when shes having her period?"
Me: "You gave yo bitch a red swirl you sick son of a bitch."
Guy: "Yeah, four times this week."

by Evan Met June 28, 2006

chode

the head of a man's penis

I want chode. I love chode. I have a huge chode to compliment my giant penis.

by Evan Met April 20, 2006

Dante Hall

Probably the most exciting return man in the Nation Football League today, I'm not saying the best, but the most exciting. He plays for the Kansas City Cheifs and plays slot.

In 2003, Dante Hall changed directions three times on his way to a 93 yard punt return touchdown.

by Evan Met March 04, 2006

grinder

A girl who grinds her teeth alone the shaft of a man's penis.

That chick was a grinder, so I gave her a purple mushroom...see purple mushroom for details.

by Evan Met January 13, 2006

MAIDS

The combination of getting Mono and AIDS in one sexual experience(session).

I have MAIDS, I hate the bitch that gave me MAIDS, she should die.

by Evan Met April 20, 2006

jizz cracker

When a group of males, such as a football or hockey team, punish a rookie player by each person jizzing on the same cracker then the rookie has to eat it.

Carlos is a new player, so we're going to give him the jizz cracker next tournament.

by Evan Met January 15, 2006

kimbo

a beard thats been growing for quite some time

i havnt shaved in 5 weeks, rockin a kimbo

by evan met November 27, 2009