evan's definitions

road conning

the strategical placement of cones on a road where cars are bound to hit them.

I coned that cadillac on 14 mile last weekend.

by Evan April 23, 2004

canuckian

A slang (and often offensive) term to refer to a Canadian.

Similar to canuck.

"My brother married a flippin' Canuckian."

by Evan December 24, 2005

NoCost

Originating from the lengthened version "No Cost", this word has been twisted to mean that you pay the company giving you useless shit nothing, but you have to sign up for 3 different offers at a $9.95 introductory price, as well as paying heinous shipping as if you were shipping from DerkaDerkastan

Free Porn for NoCost!

Apple iPod for NoCost!

by Evan October 22, 2004

Millerized

A sensation which feels very similar to getting smoked in the balls with a frying pan covered in hot grease sensation

"Dude there's Jimmy, he just got Millerized, I heard he's totally sterile."

"Man I just got Millerized and my wang died and fell off! What am I gonna do?!?"

by Evan February 23, 2005

pooser

one who is a poser but accuses others of posing. also, they have a lisp.

1. Yo you pooser you aint cool.U cant board either..yo

dan's a pooser.haha

by evan April 1, 2003

rainbow slut

A girlwho fucks any guy, regardless of his race and skin color.

Jenny is a total rainbow slut.

by Evan April 17, 2005

3btnrn

3btnrn (three-bit'-nirn)
n.
1. A religious holiday that occurs every day at noon, usually accompanied by a short religious sermon.
2. A holy war.
3. The machine from a man, the 'Great 3btnrn', child of Chuck Norris.

v.
1. To kill or beat severely.

int.
1. A call of victory.

(To Kill) "Don't make us 3btnrn you!"
(Victory) "3btnrn!"

by Evan July 31, 2008