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clownburst 

a cloudburst of bad judgment, usually by someone well-known.
The epic clownburst of 2009 had to be Tiger Woods' infidelity which looks like it will cost him his marriage and about $100 mil in yearly endorsements.

But there were other clownbursts of note in 2009, like Governor Mark Sanford hiking the Applachian Trail down in South America, and the Balloon Boy parents trying to gain fame by faking their son's disappearance.
clownburst by euphemismo January 4, 2010
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An unkept or unruly pubic region. Wildly overgrown like 70's porn stars.
Wow, I really liked that girl but her clownbush was unbearable and thus a dealbreaker.
clownbush by Troy s November 10, 2007

Cloudbursting

The act of bursting clouds with your mind. Moving apart clouds in the sky. Concentrating on moving clouds a certain way.

From the movie: The Men Who Stare At Goats

Do not try while driving, while operating heavy machinary, or anything dangerous.
"What are you doing, man?" "STFU, I'm cloudbursting."

"You see that cloud?" "Yeah..?" "I JUST FUCKING CLOUDBURSTED THAT."
Cloudbursting by Shellybug April 9, 2010

Cloudburst 

An orgasm.

Taken from the title of the 2012 Canadian film "Cloudburst" starring Olympia Dukakis, many movie theatre employees mistook the title of the film to be an innuendo for an orgasm.
"He's so good in bed; I cloudburst 3 times."
"She went down on me and I cloudburst."
Cloudburst by claudhop April 6, 2013

clowndust 

To be the lowest of the low, and or to be completly embarrassed and recive no respect at all.the cool is instantly knocked out of you walk. and nothing you do can ever bring you up to cool status. From now until the end of time, you suck at life!!!!
Ronnie was clowndusted in the State championship football game, when the bellvue player pancaked his ass, infront of a packed arena. he was never able to hangout with the cool kids again.
clowndust by durtychowda February 8, 2012

cloudbursting

The act of farting in your partner's face for enjoyment or sexual gratification
farting gratification cloudbursting
cloudbursting by lennis April 28, 2010

Clownaustic 

Amjad means clownaustic
Clownaustic by ClownDudeGuy April 1, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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