ethan's definitions

jizzmaster

One who is known for mastering the art of the swallow. This can be either a female or a male.

See jizz

"Shit, Pat, how many times have you had your stomach pumped this week? Fucking jizzmaster."

by Ethan August 31, 2003

nutfuck

A person who acts mindlessly.
See fucknut

That nutfuck ran over my cat!

by Ethan December 4, 2003

woodberry

All guys School in Orange, VA. All the guys here are cocky, horny molesters. They pine after every girl that passes by, esp. St. Catherine's girls. They spend most of their nights masterbating. They don't have girlfriends because who would want to date one of them? no matter how hot they are.

Girl 1: Did you have fun at the mixer?
Girl 2: Yea until some horny woodberry guy tried to molest me

by Ethan January 16, 2005

Children of Bodom

One of the Best progressive/melodic death metal bands ever. Alexi Laiho, the guitarist, is one of the best guitarists in the world, and isn't too bad at singing either. Other members include Jaska Raatikainen, who plays the drums; Henkka Blacksmith, who plays the bass; Janne Warman, who plays the keyboard; and lastly, Alexander Kuoppala, who recently left the band, and has been replaced for the time being with Roope Latvala. The band's name came from one of the biggest murder mysteries in the band's home country of Finland, nearly 45 years ago, which revolved around 4 kids camping near lake bodom. 3 of the 4 were violently murdered, and the fourth was put in a mental instutution. It has come out recently though, that the fouth kid was the murderer. Children of Bodom's music is a blend of metal, and neoclassical melodies. Their latest album, Hatecrew Deathroll, has at least one great solo in every single song. If you haven't checked them out yet, do so. I command it.

Their albums and EPs:

1)Something Wild
2)Children of Bodom
3)Downfall
4)Hatebreeder
5)Tokyo Warheats (live album)
6)HATE ME!
7)Follow the Reaper
8)You're Better Off Dead!
9)Hatecrew Deathroll
10) Trashed, Lost & Strungout

by Ethan March 30, 2005

kill your buddy

A version of dodgeball in which all the players stand inside the boundaries of a basketball court and attempt to hit other people with balls. There are no teams. If you get hit three times, you go outside the out-of-bounds line and can pick up balls that roll towards you and peg the people still in play. Last person left inside the court wins.

This isn't your ordinary game of dodgeball -- this is kill your buddy.

by ethan February 2, 2004

vakk

Herringuese traslation of Whack

X person vakks Y person with a Z object

by Ethan July 15, 2004

kthxbye

Okay my good sir, thank you for your givings, I am departing from your company

A: You're a fucking moron! Anime is COOL!

B: kthxbye

by Ethan June 25, 2005