ethan's definitions

tuna talk time

A work-derived term denoting that special time during the day that you can get together with your friend and talk shit or share stories about what is going on in the office, while simultaneously making tuna for lunch. This term is a variation of tuna time, which is simply making tuna without the talking. One of the two tuna talk time participants will most likely be a tuna snob

Candi and Nathan usually meet around 11:30 at least once a week for a tuna talk time session.

by Ethan April 28, 2005

tuna snob

One who, when eating a variety of canned tuna, ONLY eats the finest chunk or solid albacore. This person frowns on those who eat chunk light tuna, and may even vomit when he or she attempts to ingest this low class version of a truly high class food.

When Andi tried my chunk light tuna, she threw up a little in her mouth, exclaiming, "This shit is whack, give me my albacore!"

by Ethan April 25, 2005

ho-ho

noun;
1)person who likes ho-hos
2)person who resembles a ho-ho, and enjoys telling others how great he or she is, therefore no one cares about them.
Ignorant, obnoxious, self-centered, alcoholic who doesnt wash clothing, ostentatious, likes boys who hate her, repeats things that no one cares about.
3)CRAZY AND LOUD, ROUDY, LIKES THE BEACH.

1)No one likes a ho-ho.

2)"Ho-Ho is a NO-NO!"

by Ethan April 25, 2005

asdf

Four of the most vulgar words in the english language (ass, shit, damn, and of course, fuck) merged together to create the god of vulgarity. This word is used only when it is extremely neccesary.

(side not: the conversation below never actually happened, and the person named "trip" does not have a speech impediment, forcing him to talk like a complete idiot, hes is, above all, generally normal, and would not say this)

Trip: Hey! d1d j00 sEe the NeW fInAl FANTASyyy VIDe0?

Ethan: wow. ASDF noob.

Trip: NoOoOoO000oOo!!!1

Ethan: What the hell is wrong with you? I told you to ASDF!

Trip: *owned*

by Ethan April 8, 2005

nowhoa

The opposite of yayuh.

Someone- "Lil Jon is one of the great scholars of the 21st century."
Me- "NOWHOAAAAAA"
Someone- "YAYUHHHHHH"

by Ethan March 31, 2005

Children of Bodom

One of the Best progressive/melodic death metal bands ever. Alexi Laiho, the guitarist, is one of the best guitarists in the world, and isn't too bad at singing either. Other members include Jaska Raatikainen, who plays the drums; Henkka Blacksmith, who plays the bass; Janne Warman, who plays the keyboard; and lastly, Alexander Kuoppala, who recently left the band, and has been replaced for the time being with Roope Latvala. The band's name came from one of the biggest murder mysteries in the band's home country of Finland, nearly 45 years ago, which revolved around 4 kids camping near lake bodom. 3 of the 4 were violently murdered, and the fourth was put in a mental instutution. It has come out recently though, that the fouth kid was the murderer. Children of Bodom's music is a blend of metal, and neoclassical melodies. Their latest album, Hatecrew Deathroll, has at least one great solo in every single song. If you haven't checked them out yet, do so. I command it.

Their albums and EPs:

1)Something Wild
2)Children of Bodom
3)Downfall
4)Hatebreeder
5)Tokyo Warheats (live album)
6)HATE ME!
7)Follow the Reaper
8)You're Better Off Dead!
9)Hatecrew Deathroll
10) Trashed, Lost & Strungout

by Ethan March 30, 2005

fetus

An unborn.
Also, the best damn thing to use in ANY joke... EVER.

-What's the difference between a Zombie and a Fetus?
You cant bbq Zombies.
-Whats the difference between a bag of popcorn and a fetus?
Fetuses don't pop in the microwave.
-Why isn't there fetus porn?
Its a fucking crime against humanity... unless it includes pointy objects...

by Ethan March 23, 2005