Creamsicle

18th Century sland for penis

Excuse me kind maddam, could you please suck my creamsicle?

by Etan December 11, 2003

iph

Impressions on a website per hour.

I have a lot of IPH on my awesome site.

by Etan September 28, 2003

awesome-pants

wordPants/word that are wordawesome/word.

Gee those pants are awesome-pants.

by Etan August 29, 2003

murphy's law

The law that says anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.

I just won the lotto, but I lost the lotto ticket.

by Etan September 05, 2003

onesome

The act of wordmasturbation/word

I'm going to go have myself a onesome

by Etan September 05, 2003

ChingChing

When you get you man hood stuck in a Chinese Dinosaur

That chingching hurt so bad

by etan March 06, 2003

on the house

When an object is given to you and paid for by the person giving it to you.

Because you are sexy, this drink is on the house.

by Etan September 17, 2003