etak_soda's definitions

Dumping yourself

A situation arising from a relationship which is encourtering difficulty, where the one responsible for causing the turmoil does not end the relationship. Rather, the one in love and wanting the relationship to continue, ends the relationship as there is clearly no possibility for reconcilliation.

I think that dumping yourself is the only way that will prevent any further heartache, despite how much you love him.

by Etak_soda August 23, 2011

Emo unload

The release of pent-up emotions which one attempted to repress while getting dumped by the love of your life.

I served him with am emo unload following the myocardial infuctuption which resulted from him ending the relationship.

by Etak_soda December 26, 2011

Brokenoutofcagesex

The first sexual encounter one experiences after ending a marriage, which is rough, to-the-point, and pursposeful in that this is the first of many sexual encounters now that she or he is free.

My marriage ended 6 months ago (yipppeeee!!!) and I need some brokenoutofcagesex.

by Etak_soda September 9, 2011

Unkept lawn

A pubic region which has been rudely neglected.

Woman starts getting naked by taking top off. Male happy & excited. Woman pulls off undies. Male gasps and takes a step back when the unkept lawn is exposed.

by Etak_soda September 24, 2011

Kebabinated

When you indulge in a kebab after a big night out on the booz, and it feels soooooo good at first, but by the time you get to the end of it, there is complete and utter regret because you now feel soooo ill.

I've just been kebabinated.

by Etak_soda December 27, 2011

Mood-sucker

A person whom upon entering a room of people, has the innate ability to withdraw all feelings (both negative and positive) from those already present in the room. The effects of a mood-sucker on the recipients are depression, boredom and a complete lack of interest in all things to do with life in general.

The moment she entered the room, you could tell she was a mood-sucker.

by Etak_soda August 23, 2011

?

When sent in a text message, with no accompanying message, meaning that you are as ripe as pie for a booty call.

Amelia texted "?" to Shane. His response was instantaneous, "tell me when and where, i'll be there."

by Etak_soda December 6, 2011