Emo unload

The release of pent-up emotions which one attempted to repress while getting dumped by the love of your life.
I served him with am emo unload following the myocardial infuctuption which resulted from him ending the relationship.
by Etak_soda December 26, 2011
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Unkept lawn

A pubic region which has been rudely neglected.
Woman starts getting naked by taking top off. Male happy & excited. Woman pulls off undies. Male gasps and takes a step back when the unkept lawn is exposed.
by Etak_soda September 24, 2011
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Kebabinated

When you indulge in a kebab after a big night out on the booz, and it feels soooooo good at first, but by the time you get to the end of it, there is complete and utter regret because you now feel soooo ill.
I've just been kebabinated.
by Etak_soda December 27, 2011
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Second snack

Outside of any traditionally allocated meal time, one picks out a chunk of snot from his nose and eats it.
Paolo was picking his nose and Raol stated "Amigo, no need for a second snack at 3pm!" However, it was too late for Paolo to retrench
by Etak_soda September 24, 2011
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Frustranger

So frustrated from not having sex that you become an angry, unpleasant, bitch-of-a human.
I have such frustranger from this state of no sex!
by etak_soda December 26, 2011
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Consolicularitis

Swollen sore tesicules from bashing the gaming console on your package during bursts of outrage, resulting from playing war games on xbox.
During a marathon session of playing xbox, Wilson eventually had enough and screamed "goddamn it!" when he died (again), and simultaneously bashed the console into his testicules, resulting in severe consolicularitis.
by Etak_soda September 29, 2011
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Post retail

Following a lengthy and intense session of shopping, that flat feeling resulting from a lack energy and a dull mood from being surrounding by shopping malls.
Him: Can I come over this afternoon?
Her: No sorry, I'm post retail.
by Etak_soda November 27, 2011
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