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Definitions by etak_soda

Unkept lawn

A pubic region which has been rudely neglected.
Woman starts getting naked by taking top off. Male happy & excited. Woman pulls off undies. Male gasps and takes a step back when the unkept lawn is exposed.
Unkept lawn by Etak_soda September 24, 2011

Bushfire 

The heat and steam generated from a male and a female having sexual intercourse in the missionary position, where an excessive amount of the up and down motion occurs, and when both parties have an unkept lawn.
This bushfire results from the same way that a standard bushfire is created. Ie. Like rubbing two sticks together and heat is generated.
Bushfire by Etak_soda September 24, 2011

Second snack 

Outside of any traditionally allocated meal time, one picks out a chunk of snot from his nose and eats it.
Paolo was picking his nose and Raol stated "Amigo, no need for a second snack at 3pm!" However, it was too late for Paolo to retrench
Second snack by Etak_soda September 24, 2011

Corsetted appetite 

A suppressed sensation of hunger due to wearing an extremely tight corset, for the purposes of doing exactly this as well as to push up your breasts as high as possible so that they are in the line of vision of men.
"I can't eat a thing, i think I have a corsetted appetite" she said as he stared at her breasts popping out the top of her corset.
Corsetted appetite by Etak_soda September 21, 2011

Shame eater 

Indulging in an exorbitant quantity of food, outside of any meal time, and hiding the fact that you have just scoffed an amount of food that would feed a small town in Kenya.
It's 4pm and Louanna has once again found herself in the stationary cupboard in the office, hiding away from her colleagues, as she stuffs her face with a large serving of McDonald's fries. Louanna is clearly displaying the behaviours of a shame eater.
Shame eater by Etak_soda September 9, 2011

Cock warmer 

A male subject who chooses to keep his cock inside a vagina post sexual intercourse, purely for the sake of keeping his member at a pleasant temperature.
Chic says "So hun, are we done?", as he lays on top of her. Dude says "Nah, my fella needs to be a cock warmer for a bit longer."
Cock warmer by Etak_soda September 9, 2011

Brokenoutofcagesex 

The first sexual encounter one experiences after ending a marriage, which is rough, to-the-point, and pursposeful in that this is the first of many sexual encounters now that she or he is free.
My marriage ended 6 months ago (yipppeeee!!!) and I need some brokenoutofcagesex.
Brokenoutofcagesex by Etak_soda September 9, 2011