esjay's definitions

Salmon Croquettes

the greatest food in the world

I'd sure like some salmon croquettes with hot sauce

by Esjay April 29, 2005

Cincinnati

1.the poop capital of the United States,most toilets per capita in the US.
2.that stuff when you wipe your ass after you take a dump

Skyline Chili leaves a lot of Cincinnati to clean out of my butthole.

by Esjay December 13, 2004

Mexiville

1.A part of town where Mexicans and or hispanics live 2.a Spanish speaking area aka barrio3.The Mission District in San Francisco

X:I want to get some cheap pottery
Y:your best bet is in Mexiville

by Esjay August 22, 2004

hottie

a boner inducing female

Mayra is such a hottie, She's so beautiful and has big bouncy titties

by esjay December 7, 2004

homer and marge

a slang term for BART police especially when they're male and female walking together

Dog,you better put that spraycan away because Homer and Marge are right there

by esjay December 16, 2004

kapoopy

When all goes to shit at the wrong time

My plan went kapoopy after that hot girl shut me down at the mall. Man that sucks!

by Esjay May 6, 2005

san francisco

a perfect city if you're a tourist, but if you live here,living anywhere south of Market Street is like living in a micro version of L.A. neighborhoods like China town and Mexiville scream English only laws. Castro screams get a girlfriend, dudes.

the ratio of girls to guys in San Francisco is 1 to 5,good God!

by esjay December 16, 2004