blowjob

what i will never ever do to anyone because its fucking nasty

that shitbag asked me for a blowjob

by Erin March 02, 2005

metard

A complete moronic retard.

Cassy and Jordan are complete metards.

by Erin September 27, 2003

Ghetto Birds

The loud helicopters with the search lights; usually found in the ghetto.

What's all that noise outside? Oh, its just a ghetto bird.

by Erin December 26, 2001

mollywhop

to beat someone really badly

i will mollywop your ass

by erin September 18, 2003

the crack of Dawn

Johnny Depp lover; girl who looks like a pig hater; a sunrise, a bad tan line that looks like a rising sun is comming up above your butt; blingin' blue; bad girl #5; defender of the soccer goal; Bad girl #5 tied with Erin the one and only; laugher from Chris lover of penguins; has a 'history' with Davey

dish soap; her crack is exposed when she bends over

by Erin February 26, 2005

shit

1.A word to describe our meaningless desolate and ugly lives we live.
2. Whatever the hell is on the bathroom walls

1. My life is utter shit.
2. What the hell is that SHIT on the bathroom walls.

by Erin February 24, 2003

Chrignostic

A member of the branch of agnosticism that , while having no firm beliefs, takes from some of the better aspects of Christianity. Some of these aspects include self-sacrifice, forgiveness, and fairness. Chrignostics generally follow the current teachings of Science and do not hold any one religion to be more "true" or "valid" than any other religion.

I've never actually seen a group of fanatical Chrignostics. I don't believe they exist.

by Erin December 28, 2004