eric's definitions

lowkey lit

Someone acting innocent and clean on the outside but secretly a crazy bitch in the inside

Tim: "Yo I saw sarah yesterday at the club on some crazy shit".

John: "But she's so quiet and innocent bro".

Tim: "Nah bro bitch is lowkey lit yo"

by eric April 15, 2016

zeriara

a stuck up, self-obsessed asshole, who overcompensates muchly for their obvious insecurity. also see: skank

this zeriara needs to get the fuck over herself

by eric July 1, 2004

vindicated

SWEEET ASSS SONG BY DASHBOARD CONFESSIONAL, but the fucked up society will b on it liek flies on shit, it sux, but hey its too good, rock on

Hope dangles on a string
Like slow spinning redemption
Winding in and winding out
The shine of it has caught my eye

And roped me in
So mesmerizing, so hypnotizing
I am captivated, I am

{Chorus}
Vindicated
I am selfish
I am wrong
I am right
I swear I'm right
I swear I knew it all along

And I am flawed
But I am cleaning up so well
I am seeing in me now the things you swore you saw yourself

So clear
Like the diamond in your ring
Cut to mirror your intentions
Oversized and overwhelmed
The shine of which has caught my eye

And rendered me
So isolated, so motivated
I am certain now that I am

{Chorus}

So turn
Up the corners of your lips
Part them and feel my finger tips
Trace the moment, fall forever
Defense is paper thin
Just one touch and I'd be in
Too deep now to ever swim against the current
So let me slip away (3x)
So let me slip against the current
So let me slip away (4x)

{Chorus}

Slight hope
It dangles on a string
Like slow spinning redemption...

by Eric July 2, 2004

foolbag

A person who exhibits foolish characteristics or performs foolish actions. A bag contained of fool. See foolish or fool.

What a stupid thing to do. What a foolbag.

by Eric July 3, 2004

Fart

i.To break the sound barrier without a
plane.

ii. To make ass cheeks smack at rapid
speed.

iii. To make like an iraqi and drop the bomb.

Sorry, I have to fart and run.
Did you smell what the rock is cooking?.
Howard Stern's goat cheese

by Eric July 7, 2004

velvet underground

a rock & roll band of the late sixties, possibly the most influential band of all time.

the velvet underground was the greatest band of all time.

by Eric July 8, 2004

TBD

Acronym for "To Be Determined". Commonly used in business.

Should we close this deal or not, we're not sure yet right?
Answer: TBD

by Eric July 8, 2004