eric's definitions

procrasturbation

Masturbating to avoid doing work.

No, I havent started the paper, I've been procrasturbating.

by Eric April 15, 2003

undercut

a hairstyle in which the sides and back are shaved and long hair is grown at the top of the head

Diago: When i put me hurr in a pony tail y'all can see my short hair
Manne: Ya Diago your undercut is tight

by Eric December 11, 2003

dogma

one of the funnist movies ever jay and silent bob kick ass

person 1:did u see dogma
person 2: yeah it kicked ass

by eric July 13, 2004

VSOP

Very Superior Old Pale (cognac)

I want a remy martin VSOP.

by Eric February 1, 2005

Herm

The "wild card" of the English language. It has no real meaning or value and could mean anything.

1. DUDE! What the herm!?
2. Holy herm...that's huge!
3. I herm you. ^_^ *Kiss*
4. Bye bye herm.
5. Alright, you got the herm, now GET THE HERM OUT!
6. Billy, can you come here for a herm and help me with this?

by Eric January 21, 2005

Ralph Nader

The most persistant mother fucker who ever lived.

Ralph Nader kicks ass.

by Eric December 28, 2005

Blharg

The act of maiming, beating, and bledgoning with a stick and then throwing the victim of the 'blharging'out of the nearest window.

1) "Ouch! What a Bhlarging!"
2) He then proceeded to bhlarg the man relentlessly.

by Eric November 10, 2003