carpis

a fish stapled to a corpse, or vice-versa

"the evening was made spectacular by the appearance of a carpis"

by eric October 11, 2003

wappy

Wapi is yet another euphamism for baby butter, semen, jizz. The difference however, is that it implies a bit of urgency in it's creation.

After you slap pappy, you gotta clean up all that wappy--and fast!

by Eric July 12, 2004

50 cent

hes a bitch...g-unot!

u heard that new 50 cent jaun?
naw man i dontlisten to none of that g-unot bullstuff!

by Eric November 20, 2005

The godly people who worshipped gods who required spleen juice to remain godly

1)These are people who worshipped godly gods who required spleen jiuce to stay godly. See Also ilge.

2)not a proper subject for a history report/project/paper/test/essay/quiz/or anyother kind of assignment involving accurate information.

Man you are such a godly person who worships gods who require spleen juice to stay godly.

by Eric January 29, 2004

fork-and-knife

Adjective: A female or a portion thereof that is so delectable that to properly indulge, one would require the use of a fork and knife.
Verb: To indulge in such a female or portion thereof.

Kunal: Mmm. Look at that money badonkadonk.
Rich: That applebottom is fork-and-knife.
Eric: I would so fork-and-knife that hose hound.

by Eric February 23, 2005

koolaid

Youre bitch, or girlfriend, wutever you consider him/her.

Degratory term for ass, or tang

Christie is alexs koolaid, however eric get all up in that bitch alexs koolaid.

by eric April 07, 2003

ruffneck

You know you are dating a ruffneck when you get a indian burn on the inside of your thighs.

john is a ruffneck my thighs are buring like crazy.

by eric February 20, 2004