eric's definitions

mongry

A combination of "money" and "hungry". To be used when someone is being especially stingy with their money.

Stop being such a mongry Jew, Kyle.

by eric February 20, 2005

pookie

garfield that cat's stuffed bear.

Garfield loves Pookie!

by Eric July 21, 2004

Oh Snap

Commonly Used By Dave Chappelle, the phrase is an exclamation of surprise, reget, dissapointment, happiness, and many other emotions.

{Driving in a car and almost hitting a big animal}

"Oh Snap!"

or

{Having your ice cream cone fall on the ground right after buying it}

"Oh Snap"

by Eric August 18, 2004

Epartar

Epartar is a cricket team located in Danville. Pretty good if you ask me. About 20 people on the team. AKA: Cricket Club of Danville or CCD

I am on the cricket team Epartar

by Eric January 19, 2005

scientology

1. A religion that dicks you out of your money and is overall very stupid.

2. A very stale internet meme. It was funny the first time when it was on South Park but when YTMND picked it up FIVE FUCKING MONTHS later and repeated the joke over and over and over and over it got completely stale. Ok. We get it. Xenu is a stupid story, blah blah blah. MOVE ON.

1. Guy 1: God Scientology is stupid.
Guy 2: I know.

2. Guy 1: OMG XENU LOLOLOLOLOL TOM CRUISE
Guy 2: You're a moron.

by Eric August 25, 2006

penis

Object of Derek Podesstas Fantasies

DP loves the penis

by Eric March 21, 2003

no-tail

a male, as opposed to a tail which would be a female.

I saw the pony tail and thought it was a tail but it turned out to be a no-tail.

by Eric July 21, 2004