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Turtle Kiss

Turtle Kiss - Noun - A Tutle kiss is when a male or female is giving a male a blow job, and the male ejaculates in his partner's mouth, Then the partner holds it there while the male throws up but keeps it inside his mouth, the the two proceed to make out

His mom gave me a wicked turtle kiss last night

by Eric September 16, 2004

Rule 25

Rule 25, Is a old Rule that has been passed down for a long time. It is when someone wrecks or breaks things, in a ancient weed smoking burial ground. The punishment for this is : All weed, mushrooms, alcahol, go to steven,: and dan must pay

steve-_ "Dan WTF!?!?! Your Breaking rule 25

by Eric September 22, 2004

melting moments

fat people having sex

ew! fat people fucking! melting moments!

by eric September 26, 2004

penis pumper

1. an object that makes your cock bigger
2. an insult to a dumbass

you penis pumper y did you fuck my gal!

by eric September 26, 2004

hot blonde

blonde: hottest type of girl on earth

whoa shes blonde, check out that ass pussy and those tits! the most perfect type of girl alive!

by eric September 26, 2004

hicked

Modifying a vehicle by use of products such as wood or duct tape. contrary to pimping a car, hicking a car adds practically no value, if not decreases to value of the auto

I decided to put a tent on my flatbed truck to go for the hicked look

by Eric September 27, 2004

emphoracle

1) n: One who is emphoric.
2) n: One who sees the future by shmagoiganning a person in order to gain access to their emphoric powers. See also shmagoigan
3) Adj: The state of emphoricness.
4) n: One who can summon fetusses to do his/her bidding.
5) Adj: Fetus-like.
6) Adv: Of forming and throwing fecal matter as ninja stars.
7) V: Throwing crap like a hippo.

1) You are emphoric!
2) I went to see the emphoracle.
3) You are emphoric!!! Woot!
4) FETUS I SUMMON YOU!!! DO MY BIDDING!!
5) You emphoric fetus.
6) I am emphoracley emphoracleizing you.
7) I Emphoracling you!

by Eric September 28, 2004