ems's definitions

cheese wire

thong/g-string

cor this piece of cheese wire is cutting my arse in half.

cor if I crap my pants it will cut the log in half like a piece of cheese wire

by Ems August 5, 2003

Burst Matress

A very overgrown hairy pussy!

God my push needs a friggin trim it looks like a burst matress!

God I couldn't go down on that bird the other night - her bush was like a burst matress!

by Ems August 5, 2003

freetwoliter

a free two liter of soda or some other beverage

originated in dorchester, MA

i'll take a large cheese and a freetwoliter

by ems December 8, 2004

lunch

a complete anus (male or female)

f*** off you "lunch"

by Ems August 5, 2003

gibbs

money

I have got a couple of gibbs in me purse. OR I ain't got any gibbs to go out tonight.

by Ems August 5, 2003

oi you got a watch spring

this is when someone embarrassingly points out that you have got a pube stick in between your teeth (or the like) from recently giving oral sex!

this is when someone embarrassingly points out that you have got a pube stick in between your teeth (or the like) from recently giving oral sex!

by Ems August 5, 2003

Alright Dave

a dumb ass motherfucker

Trigger (Only Fools and Horses): Alright Dave?! Clearly it is not Dave it is Rodney - thick as shit!

by Ems August 5, 2003