Bogdan

A Russian person who posesses the curse of the Anti-rizz.

Alex: "Hey, who's that guy who rizzed up N'GOLAXIZTHA?"
Jackson: "I don't know, he's such a Bogdan."

by empha September 19, 2023

Schilly

Schilly can be used to describe a person who is silly on the outside but is internally very mysterious, with possible connections to the creation of our universe as a whole.

"Mr. Schill is just so schilly!"

by empha September 15, 2023

Anti-rizz

The Anti-rizz is a powerful curse that makes someone able to pull hundreds of bitches in the blink of an eye with no interaction, but as soon as the recipient of the curse talks to them, they all get turned off and run away.

Jackson: "Who's that Bogdan who keeps pulling bitches?"
Max: "I dunno, he must have the Anti-rizz."

by empha September 19, 2023

Faggometer

The faggometer is a device made to measure how gay someone is.

Alex: "Lemme whip out my faggometer."
Max: "Why does it beep when you point it at Daniel?"

by empha September 19, 2023

ometer

The ometer is a device that detects people who say too many slurs. It's just an ometer because the first part is censored.

"Hang on, my ometer beeps whenever i look at David Michael Bennett III!"

by empha September 15, 2023

The Clown

The clown hidden inside the outer core of the planet scaring the Scared Geologists that make the planet spin. His head is made of columns of titanium alloys. He can only be killed by The Shovel.

"Oh shit! It's The Clown!!!!!"
"Get The Shovel! It's The Clown!!!!!"

by empha September 18, 2023

Boiler Room

Somewhere so dark and scary that entering it would mean certain death. (Or at least we think that's what happens, because we're all to scared to enter.)

"Your dad's basement is such a boiler room! How many bodies are down there?"

by empha September 15, 2023