empha's definitions

Farthing Hunt

What you do when you go out and about looking for farthings.

"Hello guys, today we're going on a farthing hunt :)"

by empha September 15, 2023

ometer

The ometer is a device that detects people who say too many slurs. It's just an ometer because the first part is censored.

"Hang on, my ometer beeps whenever i look at David Michael Bennett III!"

by empha September 15, 2023

The Clown

The clown hidden inside the outer core of the planet scaring the Scared Geologists that make the planet spin. His head is made of columns of titanium alloys. He can only be killed by The Shovel.

"Oh shit! It's The Clown!!!!!"
"Get The Shovel! It's The Clown!!!!!"

by empha September 18, 2023

Ramp to Heaven

What an Astroneer player does when she wants to break the game. To do this, you must build a massive staircase all the way out of the atmosphere. (Pro Tip: Don't do this.)

"I tried building a ramp to heaven, but I got stuck in the wall becuase the game got so buggy :( "

by empha September 18, 2023

Faggometer

The faggometer is a device made to measure how gay someone is.

Alex: "Lemme whip out my faggometer."
Max: "Why does it beep when you point it at Daniel?"

by empha September 19, 2023

Goobulus

A word to describe somehting so incredibly silly that it breaks mortal comprehension barriers entirely.

"That tube is so goobulus! What does it do again?"

by empha September 15, 2023

Flashgold

Something that doesn't make any sense, but still exists, in spite of science.

Platypi are such Flashgold, why do they glow in the dark?

by empha September 14, 2023