Definitions by empha

The Shovel 

The thing you need to kill The Clown when you see The Clown. It is very rusty, the handle has mud in it, (it got on my sweatshirt :[ ) and looks like somebody was beating rocks with it. Legends tell it was crafted by the Scared Geologists. (See Scared Geologist Theory)

"Get The Shovel! It's The Clown!!!!!"

The Shovel by empha September 18, 2023

The Clown 

The clown hidden inside the outer core of the planet scaring the Scared Geologists that make the planet spin. His head is made of columns of titanium alloys. He can only be killed by The Shovel.

"Oh shit! It's The Clown!!!!!"
"Get The Shovel! It's The Clown!!!!!"

The Clown by empha September 18, 2023

Grampulous Goompkin 

What an intellectual would call a very annoying pumpkin.

"Oh dear, this is such a grampulous goompkin! Oh my!"

Grampulous Goompkin by empha September 18, 2023

Ramp to Heaven 

What an Astroneer player does when she wants to break the game. To do this, you must build a massive staircase all the way out of the atmosphere. (Pro Tip: Don't do this.)

"I tried building a ramp to heaven, but I got stuck in the wall becuase the game got so buggy :( "

Ramp to Heaven by empha September 18, 2023

ometer 

The ometer is a device that detects people who say too many slurs. It's just an ometer because the first part is censored.

"Hang on, my ometer beeps whenever i look at David Michael Bennett III!"

ometer by empha September 15, 2023

Farthing Hunt 

What you do when you go out and about looking for farthings.

"Hello guys, today we're going on a farthing hunt :)"

Farthing Hunt by empha September 15, 2023

Boiler Room 

Somewhere so dark and scary that entering it would mean certain death. (Or at least we think that's what happens, because we're all to scared to enter.)

"Your dad's basement is such a boiler room! How many bodies are down there?"

Boiler Room by empha September 15, 2023