Ramp to Heaven

What an Astroneer player does when she wants to break the game. To do this, you must build a massive staircase all the way out of the atmosphere. (Pro Tip: Don't do this.)

"I tried building a ramp to heaven, but I got stuck in the wall becuase the game got so buggy :( "

by empha September 18, 2023

Spider Like Wepy

A dance created by Wepy that consists of miscellaneous spider movements.

"Get down and Spider Like Wepy"

by empha September 18, 2023

Farthing Hunt

What you do when you go out and about looking for farthings.

"Hello guys, today we're going on a farthing hunt :)"

by empha September 15, 2023

Boiler Room

Somewhere so dark and scary that entering it would mean certain death. (Or at least we think that's what happens, because we're all to scared to enter.)

"Your dad's basement is such a boiler room! How many bodies are down there?"

by empha September 15, 2023

The Jungle

What you call an automated plant farm in Astroneer that has multiplied exponentially to the point where it threatens the safety of your home.

"Uh oh, my Elegant Spewflower farm has turned into The Jungle! (misc. sounds of creating explosives)"

by empha September 18, 2023

The Clown

The clown hidden inside the outer core of the planet scaring the Scared Geologists that make the planet spin. His head is made of columns of titanium alloys. He can only be killed by The Shovel.

"Oh shit! It's The Clown!!!!!"
"Get The Shovel! It's The Clown!!!!!"

by empha September 18, 2023

ometer

The ometer is a device that detects people who say too many slurs. It's just an ometer because the first part is censored.

"Hang on, my ometer beeps whenever i look at David Michael Bennett III!"

by empha September 15, 2023