empha's definitions

Faggometer

The faggometer is a device made to measure how gay someone is.

Alex: "Lemme whip out my faggometer."
Max: "Why does it beep when you point it at Daniel?"

by empha September 19, 2023

Goobulus

A word to describe somehting so incredibly silly that it breaks mortal comprehension barriers entirely.

"That tube is so goobulus! What does it do again?"

by empha September 15, 2023

Boiler Room

Somewhere so dark and scary that entering it would mean certain death. (Or at least we think that's what happens, because we're all to scared to enter.)

"Your dad's basement is such a boiler room! How many bodies are down there?"

by empha September 15, 2023

Farthing Hunt

What you do when you go out and about looking for farthings.

"Hello guys, today we're going on a farthing hunt :)"

by empha September 15, 2023

Bogdan

A Russian person who posesses the curse of the Anti-rizz.

Alex: "Hey, who's that guy who rizzed up N'GOLAXIZTHA?"
Jackson: "I don't know, he's such a Bogdan."

by empha September 19, 2023

Spider Like Wepy

A dance created by Wepy that consists of miscellaneous spider movements.

"Get down and Spider Like Wepy"

by empha September 18, 2023

Sonic Overdose

What someone who is clinically insane will seach up repeatedly. Searching it up on Google Images will result in the sight of a Sonic News Network image edited to say, "You can't change the past, but you can still overdose on ketamine in a WalMart parking lot."

Max: "SONIC OVERDOSE SONIC OVERDOSE SONIC OVERDOSE SONIC OVERDOSE."
Alex: "Dang, that guy must be insane."

by empha September 19, 2023