empha's definitions

Boiler Room

Somewhere so dark and scary that entering it would mean certain death. (Or at least we think that's what happens, because we're all to scared to enter.)

"Your dad's basement is such a boiler room! How many bodies are down there?"

by empha September 15, 2023

ometer

The ometer is a device that detects people who say too many slurs. It's just an ometer because the first part is censored.

"Hang on, my ometer beeps whenever i look at David Michael Bennett III!"

by empha September 15, 2023

The Clown

The clown hidden inside the outer core of the planet scaring the Scared Geologists that make the planet spin. His head is made of columns of titanium alloys. He can only be killed by The Shovel.

"Oh shit! It's The Clown!!!!!"
"Get The Shovel! It's The Clown!!!!!"

by empha September 18, 2023

Spider Like Wepy

A dance created by Wepy that consists of miscellaneous spider movements.

"Get down and Spider Like Wepy"

by empha September 18, 2023

The Shovel

The thing you need to kill The Clown when you see The Clown. It is very rusty, the handle has mud in it, (it got on my sweatshirt : ) and looks like somebody was beating rocks with it. Legends tell it was crafted by the Scared Geologists. (See Scared Geologist Theory)

"Get The Shovel! It's The Clown!!!!!"

by empha September 18, 2023

Ramp to Heaven

What an Astroneer player does when she wants to break the game. To do this, you must build a massive staircase all the way out of the atmosphere. (Pro Tip: Don't do this.)

"I tried building a ramp to heaven, but I got stuck in the wall becuase the game got so buggy :( "

by empha September 18, 2023

Faggometer

The faggometer is a device made to measure how gay someone is.

Alex: "Lemme whip out my faggometer."
Max: "Why does it beep when you point it at Daniel?"

by empha September 19, 2023