empha's definitions

Grampulous Goompkin

What an intellectual would call a very annoying pumpkin.

"Oh dear, this is such a grampulous goompkin! Oh my!"

by empha September 18, 2023

The Clown

The clown hidden inside the outer core of the planet scaring the Scared Geologists that make the planet spin. His head is made of columns of titanium alloys. He can only be killed by The Shovel.

"Oh shit! It's The Clown!!!!!"
"Get The Shovel! It's The Clown!!!!!"

by empha September 18, 2023

The Shovel

The thing you need to kill The Clown when you see The Clown. It is very rusty, the handle has mud in it, (it got on my sweatshirt : ) and looks like somebody was beating rocks with it. Legends tell it was crafted by the Scared Geologists. (See Scared Geologist Theory)

"Get The Shovel! It's The Clown!!!!!"

by empha September 18, 2023

Scared Geologist Theory

The theory that the core of the Earth is not made of molten iron and nickel, but instead a hamster ball filled with Scared Geologists that run around in circles to make it spin.

"THE EARTH ARE CORE'S!!!! SCARED GEOLOGIST THEORY IS THEM TRUTH'S!!!!"

by empha September 18, 2023

The Jungle

What you call an automated plant farm in Astroneer that has multiplied exponentially to the point where it threatens the safety of your home.

"Uh oh, my Elegant Spewflower farm has turned into The Jungle! (misc. sounds of creating explosives)"

by empha September 18, 2023

Spider Like Wepy

A dance created by Wepy that consists of miscellaneous spider movements.

"Get down and Spider Like Wepy"

by empha September 18, 2023

Faggometer

The faggometer is a device made to measure how gay someone is.

Alex: "Lemme whip out my faggometer."
Max: "Why does it beep when you point it at Daniel?"

by empha September 19, 2023