empha's definitions

ometer

The ometer is a device that detects people who say too many slurs. It's just an ometer because the first part is censored.

"Hang on, my ometer beeps whenever i look at David Michael Bennett III!"

by empha September 15, 2023

Flashgold

Something that doesn't make any sense, but still exists, in spite of science.

Platypi are such Flashgold, why do they glow in the dark?

by empha September 14, 2023

The Shovel

The thing you need to kill The Clown when you see The Clown. It is very rusty, the handle has mud in it, (it got on my sweatshirt : ) and looks like somebody was beating rocks with it. Legends tell it was crafted by the Scared Geologists. (See Scared Geologist Theory)

"Get The Shovel! It's The Clown!!!!!"

by empha September 18, 2023