Ramp to Heaven

What an Astroneer player does when she wants to break the game. To do this, you must build a massive staircase all the way out of the atmosphere. (Pro Tip: Don't do this.)

"I tried building a ramp to heaven, but I got stuck in the wall becuase the game got so buggy :( "

by empha September 18, 2023

Flashgold

Something that doesn't make any sense, but still exists, in spite of science.

Platypi are such Flashgold, why do they glow in the dark?

by empha September 14, 2023

The Shovel

The thing you need to kill The Clown when you see The Clown. It is very rusty, the handle has mud in it, (it got on my sweatshirt : ) and looks like somebody was beating rocks with it. Legends tell it was crafted by the Scared Geologists. (See Scared Geologist Theory)

"Get The Shovel! It's The Clown!!!!!"

by empha September 18, 2023