The theory that the core of the Earth is not made of molten iron and nickel, but instead a hamster ball filled with Scared Geologists that run around in circles to make it spin.
by empha September 18, 2023
Schilly can be used to describe a person who is silly on the outside but is internally very mysterious, with possible connections to the creation of our universe as a whole.
by empha September 15, 2023
The thing you need to kill The Clown when you see The Clown. It is very rusty, the handle has mud in it, (it got on my sweatshirt : ) and looks like somebody was beating rocks with it. Legends tell it was crafted by the Scared Geologists. (See Scared Geologist Theory)
"Get The Shovel! It's The Clown!!!!!"
by empha September 18, 2023