Definitions by emotional salami

twink 

my friend ace

ace looks like a twink.

twink by emotional salami October 7, 2022

Your Dad James 

The one dad who hasn't left to get milk, thus deserving of a Grandma Yaesmin mug.

Your Dad James didn't abandon you! :)

Your Dad James by emotional salami February 12, 2021

Grandma Yaesmin 

everyone's cool grandma

Hey, where's Grandma Yaesmin??

Grandma Yaesmin by emotional salami December 15, 2020

emotions 

that thing you hide because you'll either get bullied for expressing them, get outcasted by your family, get abandoned by your friends, etc.

just hide your emotions kids, even some therapists will judge you on the inside.

emotions by emotional salami December 14, 2020

dyslexic apricot

any Gordon Ramsay insult, fits with idiot sandwich, dense cabbage, emotional salami, etc.

A: have you heared of insert name B: the dyslexic apricot?? Oh yeah!

dyslexic apricot by emotional salami December 14, 2020

ages 7 to 16 

The ages your parents forget about you for your little sibling(s)

sorry broski's. It's true ages 7 to 16 suck!

ages 7 to 16 by emotional salami December 14, 2020

Scarlette Marx 

a friend who's just as real as my dignity

Hey Scarlette Marx-- enjoy your definition! Sucks to be you if you think any simp would make you a word in any dictionary!

Scarlette Marx by emotional salami December 14, 2020