7 definitions by emotional salami

dyslexic apricot

any Gordon Ramsay insult, fits with idiot sandwich, dense cabbage, emotional salami, etc.

A: have you heared of insert name B: the dyslexic apricot?? Oh yeah!

by emotional salami December 14, 2020

that thing you hide because you'll either get bullied for expressing them, get outcasted by your family, get abandoned by your friends, etc.

just hide your emotions kids, even some therapists will judge you on the inside.

by emotional salami December 14, 2020

The one dad who hasn't left to get milk, thus deserving of a Grandma Yaesmin mug.

Your Dad James didn't abandon you! :)

by emotional salami February 12, 2021

a friend who's just as real as my dignity

Hey Scarlette Marx-- enjoy your definition! Sucks to be you if you think any simp would make you a word in any dictionary!

by emotional salami December 14, 2020

The ages your parents forget about you for your little sibling(s)

sorry broski's. It's true ages 7 to 16 suck!

by emotional salami December 14, 2020

by emotional salami October 7, 2022

Hey, where's Grandma Yaesmin??

by emotional salami December 15, 2020