Definitions by elizabeth
Meatpuppet
1. One who displays an extreme need of education
2. A term of general endearment, usually denoted by context and audience
2. A term of general endearment, usually denoted by context and audience
Dearest Meatpuppet, I'm sorry if you don't understand the concept of proper grammar, however every time you send me an email containing incomplete sentences and/or and obscene amount of periods, I will flog you. This is called operant conditioning.
Meatpuppet by Elizabeth December 29, 2004
Rumorish
The 6th graders in our school are so rumorish
Teacher's "We"
An inappropriate use of "we" wherein the speaker is not actually part of the group. In an instance of the Teacher's "we," "you" should always be used instead.
"Today, class, we're going to be learning about idioms." Except, of course, it's YOU that's going to be doing the learning. Foolz. Not me. And certainly not us.
Teacher's "We" by Elizabeth November 11, 2004
wear it
scenario: The quarterback tries to make a pass but trips over his feet instead. The other team would then say, "wear it, biatch!"
bag lunch
Usually for the kids (in school), if they don't buy a lunch at the school for almost $2.00, and it's not crap, then it's a bagged lunch. It can be in one of those brown paper bags... or in a lunch box: a hard one (I'm not talking "horny" you sick bastards), or a soft one.
"I had my Mom pack me a bag lunch," said Jimmy, "I didn't wanna put up with the crap they serve in the cafeteria again..."