elizabeth's definitions

cool beans

Hee hee hee. :D...:(. "Cool Beans" is an expression meaning something is cool, awesome, or tight (not tight like very small, but cool). It's also what my really really mean science teacher in 6th used to say when everything was ready to roll (another expression meaning everything was done and you could get started). Everyone in the class was just bewildered/wanted to laugh when she said it.

1.) Whoa! Cool Beans!!! I love that idea!!

2.)"Cool Beans!" the science teacher said, "we can now get started. Turn your book to page 124."

*As the students are turning to pg. 124, some mutter among themselves....*

Student A: "Cool Beans? COOL BEANS?!?!? What the heck is that?!!?! It's sooo stupid!!!"
Student B: "Yeah, really! That IS stupid! I can't wait 'til we get outta this class..."

*Both students look at clock... So much time...time...time...*

Student A: "Pfft. Nether can I!"

*Teacher starts lesson.... and the students wait.... and wait.... and wait...*

by Elizabeth September 4, 2004

oh what now

1.) Something to say after you insult someone.
2.) Something you say after you've been insulted by that jackass in your other classes, etc. and then you just said something really mean and nasty to them.

1.) Dude 1: You're a #@$$@$^%@$%@$!#% $^$@@!!! Oh what now!?
Dude 2: ....

2.)Dude 1: *says nasty comment*
Dude 2: *says even NASTIER comment* Oh what now, bitch?!?!?!? HUH?!?!?

by Elizabeth March 3, 2005

consexual

consensual sex

It was not rape, it was consexual.

by Elizabeth January 2, 2004

pediantic

a whore who endulges herself in spunk for the pleasure of others

kim pedianticd herself for matt so that he could get off

by elizabeth November 5, 2003

Avril

One def. of "Avril" is is the month "April" in the French language. However, "Avril" is also the 1st name of the pop/rock singer Avril Lavigne, originating from Napanee, Ontario, Canada.

1.) Let's make a rendezvous in Avril... (lol, I sound bad at French; I don't know hardly any words.)

2.)Avril Lavigne is one of the coolest singers ever!!!!

by Elizabeth September 3, 2004

faecal position

Feeling like, and possibly smelling like, and lying in the position of a turd

I hauled a whole bottle of white lightening and spent the next day in the faecal position on the lounge floor

by Elizabeth April 7, 2005

on the reals

seriously, for real

she was totally frontin'. on the reals.

by elizabeth March 9, 2004