elaine's definitions

Pfft

1. An expression of dismissal of another's comment.
2. The sound of a silent and deadly rectal emission.

An example of 1.
Person 1 - You're an idiot.
Person 2 - Pfft

by Elaine October 17, 2001

penis

A swear word.

Our friend Gary is exercising when he gets a cramp. "PENIS!!! CRAMP!!!"

by Elaine October 2, 2003

Flandiferous

Pertaining to or being of a happy thing.

Captain Jack Sparrow is flandiferous!

The day George W. Bush is out of office will be a flandiferous one.

by Elaine October 2, 2003

Jerbear

Coolest being in the world.

Wow, Jerbear is so cool!

by Elaine March 12, 2004

ugmo

Abbreviation for ugly motherfucker used to describe a person or object.

I'm not sleeping with him; he's ugmo.

by Elaine October 17, 2001

senioritis

When someone is nearing the end of their senior year and they just can't get modivated about school, or responsibilities.

After prom senioritis was in full effect.

by Elaine April 23, 2004

Evil Dead

ok. so maybe i've only seen Army of Darkness, but the evil dead must be good too!

I bought the Evil Dead.

by Elaine October 2, 2003