el tigre's definitions

Clown Shoelace

1. When someone’s idiocy transcends even a "clown shoe" designation.

2. The third degree of "clownishness"

Guy1: Dude! Where's your pants?
Guy2: looks down Oh Shit!
Guy1: shakes head in disgust Dude, you're not even a clown shoe, you're a Clown Shoelace.

by El Tigre November 5, 2003

Clown Shoe Lace

1. Someone whose idiocy transcends even a "clown shoe" designation.

2. The 3rd degree clownishness. Not a "Clown", nor a "Clown Shoe", but a "Clown Shoe Lace"

Guy1: Dude, where's your pants.
Guy2: looks down Oh shit!
Guy1: Dude, you're not even a clown shoe, You're a clown shoe lace.

by El Tigre November 5, 2003

bwomp

Bwomp: Vommiting after getting punched or being struck in the stomach.

We were just messin around, and i dropkicked him in the gut and then BWOMP, all over my fuckin Puma's.

by El Tigre January 12, 2004

owwfuckmeinmyass

Usaully a preffered term used when one is subjected to a large amount of unsuspected pain. A door closing on a finger or a ball to the groin.

Hey, could you toss me that bowling ball?
ball falls on foot
OWWFUCKMEINMYASS!

by El Tigre January 12, 2004

IBN

In Before Nuke: When a posting that is sure to be "nuked" or removed is made... it is customary for people to respond quickly with IBN. Relates only to ShackNews.com

SoonToBeBannedUser: goatse.cx
|_User1: IBN!!
|_User2: IBN!!
|_User3: OMG NASTY IBN!!!

by El Tigre July 25, 2003

Furgle

The act of rummaging around inside a vagina (lady garden), often with forceps or speculum, usually but not exclusively, as a gynecologist or obstetrician.

Term hails from the Nottinghamshire area.

Must be for legitimate medical diagnostic purposes.

"Have a furgle around, see what you can find"

by El Tigre July 19, 2021

fape

kind of like rape but with your fist

The pirate captain got fired because he couldn't fape and pillage effectively with a damned hook for a hand

by el tigre May 23, 2003