A consequence of the current coronavirus pandemic, a Zoomflict is what happens when people find themselves dooble-booking multiple Zoom chats at the same time and can't attend one of them because of a schedule conflict... in other words, a Zoomflict!
1. Dude, I totally wanted to join you for that coffee chat, but I had a Zoomflict, I had another conference call I had totally forgotten about!
2. I'm sorry if I have to leave a little earlier from this, but I have a Zoomflict, they called for me for a last-minute conference call. My bad!
2. I'm sorry if I have to leave a little earlier from this, but I have a Zoomflict, they called for me for a last-minute conference call. My bad!
by el patron himself March 29, 2020
That's when you're forced to see your partner/spouse/etc only via Skype for a period of time. A play of Skype + Significant Other, if you have a Skypenificant Other, it means that (a) You're in a long-distance relationship and (b) Skype is your weapon of choice for all forms of communication (both SFW and NSFW).
- Hey, what are you doing during lunch break?
- Sorry, dude, not available. I'm having lunch while talking to my Skypenificant Other, I promised we'd talk today!
- Sorry, dude, not available. I'm having lunch while talking to my Skypenificant Other, I promised we'd talk today!
by el patron himself September 17, 2010
NFC stands for "Non-Fucking Characters." Inspired by the idea of NPCs, or Non-Playing Characters, NFCs are those actors in porn scenes that are part of the entire scene but don't get to have any sex at all. They're just part of the background and the story, but keep their clothes on the whole time!
Friend 1: So, is it true that you landed a role in a porno, bro?
Friend 2: Yeah
Friend 1: Awesome! So, who are you doing the scene with?
Friend 2: Dude, it's not like that... I was actually hired as an NFC.
Friend 1: Bro, that sucks! I'm so sorry!!!!
When you think your job sucks, remember there are actors out there who are regularly hired as NFCs in porno flicks. Puts life in perspective, doesn't it?
Friend 2: Yeah
Friend 1: Awesome! So, who are you doing the scene with?
Friend 2: Dude, it's not like that... I was actually hired as an NFC.
Friend 1: Bro, that sucks! I'm so sorry!!!!
When you think your job sucks, remember there are actors out there who are regularly hired as NFCs in porno flicks. Puts life in perspective, doesn't it?
by el patron himself March 11, 2024
Trumppelgängers are basically those presidents around the world (and other local figures too) who seem to emulate and behave exactlyDonald Trump for some reason. Kinda like a doppelgänger, but at a presidential level... and a much cheaper version at that!
After Trump said it would be ok to inject yourself with disinfectant, I wonder if the Trumppelgängers everywhere will just say this is a brilliant idea..
Apparently the biggest Trumppelgänger in Latin America is in Brazil. I mean, they call him "The Trump of the Tropics" and he kinda likes it!
Apparently the biggest Trumppelgänger in Latin America is in Brazil. I mean, they call him "The Trump of the Tropics" and he kinda likes it!
by el patron himself April 24, 2020
- Dude, so you ex threatened to break your necklace while you were sleeping?
- I know! I told you she was bat guano crazy!!!
- No wonder you dumped her, she IS bat guano crazy... just send her sorry ass to Arkham Asylum already!!!!
- I know! I told you she was bat guano crazy!!!
- No wonder you dumped her, she IS bat guano crazy... just send her sorry ass to Arkham Asylum already!!!!
by el patron himself October 13, 2010
While a vegetarian is a person who chooses not to eat mean, a broketarian is a person who can't afford to buy meat. Being a broketarian is, above all, a financial choice. Broketarianism is common among students, for example.
- Dude! All you got here is noodles and lettuce! Given up on meat?
- Nah! That's all I can afford now, man! You know I ain't no vegetarian! I just can't buy meat now.
- I get it! you're like me, then... another broketarian!
- Nah! That's all I can afford now, man! You know I ain't no vegetarian! I just can't buy meat now.
- I get it! you're like me, then... another broketarian!
by el patron himself September 13, 2019
Another way to tell somebody is not the brightest person in attendance, or not the sharpest tool in the shed.
- Oh my! Another D in math? This was about addition and subtraction!
- Well, what can we say, ma'am? Your son is not the sharpest knife in the kitchen
- I mean, nobody would mistake the Kardashians for rocket scientist, but the youngest one really takes not being the sharpest knife in the kitchen to another level!
- With her questions about Chicken of the Sea, Jessica Simpson proved the world that she was not the sharpest knife in the kitchen.
- We used to think Sarah Palin wasn't the sharpest knife in the kitchen, but along came Rick Perry to prove us wrong. And that's tough, since none of these GOP candidates now is the sharpest knife in the kitchen!
- Well, what can we say, ma'am? Your son is not the sharpest knife in the kitchen
- I mean, nobody would mistake the Kardashians for rocket scientist, but the youngest one really takes not being the sharpest knife in the kitchen to another level!
- With her questions about Chicken of the Sea, Jessica Simpson proved the world that she was not the sharpest knife in the kitchen.
- We used to think Sarah Palin wasn't the sharpest knife in the kitchen, but along came Rick Perry to prove us wrong. And that's tough, since none of these GOP candidates now is the sharpest knife in the kitchen!
by el patron himself November 13, 2011