el patron himself's definitions
NFC stands for "Non-Fucking Characters." Inspired by the idea of NPCs, or Non-Playing Characters, NFCs are those actors in porn scenes that are part of the entire scene but don't get to have any sex at all. They're just part of the background and the story, but keep their clothes on the whole time!
Friend 1: So, is it true that you landed a role in a porno, bro?
Friend 2: Yeah
Friend 1: Awesome! So, who are you doing the scene with?
Friend 2: Dude, it's not like that... I was actually hired as an NFC.
Friend 1: Bro, that sucks! I'm so sorry!!!!
When you think your job sucks, remember there are actors out there who are regularly hired as NFCs in porno flicks. Puts life in perspective, doesn't it?
Friend 2: Yeah
Friend 1: Awesome! So, who are you doing the scene with?
Friend 2: Dude, it's not like that... I was actually hired as an NFC.
Friend 1: Bro, that sucks! I'm so sorry!!!!
When you think your job sucks, remember there are actors out there who are regularly hired as NFCs in porno flicks. Puts life in perspective, doesn't it?
by el patron himself March 11, 2024
Get the NFCmug. That's when you're forced to see your partner/spouse/etc only via Skype for a period of time. A play of Skype + Significant Other, if you have a Skypenificant Other, it means that (a) You're in a long-distance relationship and (b) Skype is your weapon of choice for all forms of communication (both SFW and NSFW).
- Hey, what are you doing during lunch break?
- Sorry, dude, not available. I'm having lunch while talking to my Skypenificant Other, I promised we'd talk today!
- Sorry, dude, not available. I'm having lunch while talking to my Skypenificant Other, I promised we'd talk today!
by el patron himself September 17, 2010
Get the Skypenificant Othermug. A consequence of the current coronavirus pandemic, a Zoomflict is what happens when people find themselves dooble-booking multiple Zoom chats at the same time and can't attend one of them because of a schedule conflict... in other words, a Zoomflict!
1. Dude, I totally wanted to join you for that coffee chat, but I had a Zoomflict, I had another conference call I had totally forgotten about!
2. I'm sorry if I have to leave a little earlier from this, but I have a Zoomflict, they called for me for a last-minute conference call. My bad!
2. I'm sorry if I have to leave a little earlier from this, but I have a Zoomflict, they called for me for a last-minute conference call. My bad!
by el patron himself March 29, 2020
Get the Zoomflictmug. Your FACEBOOKHOOD is the closest group of your facebook friends, those who usually appear in your newsfeed. If facebook is a big city, your facebookhood (facebook + neighborhood) are those you see in newsfeed every time you open facebook... your facebookies if you will
- Why are you making all those WWE references when talking about the BCS?
- What can I say, you're not the only wrestling expert in the facebookhood!!
- What's going on in the facebookhood?
- Right now, everybody in my facebookhood is asking cats to send them questions to their inbox and they'll reply to them in their statuses!
- So I heard your mom joined facebook?
- Yeah I know, I guess we'll have to watch out what we talk about in the facebookhood now that my mom can see the news feed!!
- What can I say, you're not the only wrestling expert in the facebookhood!!
- What's going on in the facebookhood?
- Right now, everybody in my facebookhood is asking cats to send them questions to their inbox and they'll reply to them in their statuses!
- So I heard your mom joined facebook?
- Yeah I know, I guess we'll have to watch out what we talk about in the facebookhood now that my mom can see the news feed!!
by el patron himself November 19, 2010
Get the facebookhoodmug. - Dude, so you ex threatened to break your necklace while you were sleeping?
- I know! I told you she was bat guano crazy!!!
- No wonder you dumped her, she IS bat guano crazy... just send her sorry ass to Arkham Asylum already!!!!
- I know! I told you she was bat guano crazy!!!
- No wonder you dumped her, she IS bat guano crazy... just send her sorry ass to Arkham Asylum already!!!!
by el patron himself October 13, 2010
Get the bat guano crazymug. While a vegetarian is a person who chooses not to eat mean, a broketarian is a person who can't afford to buy meat. Being a broketarian is, above all, a financial choice. Broketarianism is common among students, for example.
- Dude! All you got here is noodles and lettuce! Given up on meat?
- Nah! That's all I can afford now, man! You know I ain't no vegetarian! I just can't buy meat now.
- I get it! you're like me, then... another broketarian!
- Nah! That's all I can afford now, man! You know I ain't no vegetarian! I just can't buy meat now.
- I get it! you're like me, then... another broketarian!
by el patron himself September 13, 2019
Get the broketarianmug. That moment when you're supposed to be working on something and you find inspiration to start another project, equally interesting, out of nowhere. Procrastinspiration is about using your muse to actively procrastinate (as opposed to, say, clean your home as procrastination).
So, I have this incoming deadline for an article, but then I realized I had to write something else, so I worked all day on this awesome project. This whole afternoon was all about procrastinspiration, I still need to finish this article, but this new project is epic!
by el patron himself February 23, 2019
Get the procrastinspirationmug.