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NFC stands for "Non-Fucking Characters." Inspired by the idea of NPCs, or Non-Playing Characters, NFCs are those actors in porn scenes that are part of the entire scene but don't get to have any sex at all. They're just part of the background and the story, but keep their clothes on the whole time!
Friend 1: So, is it true that you landed a role in a porno, bro?
Friend 2: Yeah
Friend 1: Awesome! So, who are you doing the scene with?
Friend 2: Dude, it's not like that... I was actually hired as an NFC.
Friend 1: Bro, that sucks! I'm so sorry!!!!
When you think your job sucks, remember there are actors out there who are regularly hired as NFCs in porno flicks. Puts life in perspective, doesn't it?
Friend 2: Yeah
Friend 1: Awesome! So, who are you doing the scene with?
Friend 2: Dude, it's not like that... I was actually hired as an NFC.
Friend 1: Bro, that sucks! I'm so sorry!!!!
When you think your job sucks, remember there are actors out there who are regularly hired as NFCs in porno flicks. Puts life in perspective, doesn't it?
by el patron himself March 11, 2024
Get the NFC mug.Trumppelgängers are basically those presidents around the world (and other local figures too) who seem to emulate and behave exactlyDonald Trump for some reason. Kinda like a doppelgänger, but at a presidential level... and a much cheaper version at that!
After Trump said it would be ok to inject yourself with disinfectant, I wonder if the Trumppelgängers everywhere will just say this is a brilliant idea..
Apparently the biggest Trumppelgänger in Latin America is in Brazil. I mean, they call him "The Trump of the Tropics" and he kinda likes it!
Apparently the biggest Trumppelgänger in Latin America is in Brazil. I mean, they call him "The Trump of the Tropics" and he kinda likes it!
by el patron himself April 24, 2020
Get the Trumppelgängers mug.A consequence of the current coronavirus pandemic, a Zoomflict is what happens when people find themselves dooble-booking multiple Zoom chats at the same time and can't attend one of them because of a schedule conflict... in other words, a Zoomflict!
1. Dude, I totally wanted to join you for that coffee chat, but I had a Zoomflict, I had another conference call I had totally forgotten about!
2. I'm sorry if I have to leave a little earlier from this, but I have a Zoomflict, they called for me for a last-minute conference call. My bad!
2. I'm sorry if I have to leave a little earlier from this, but I have a Zoomflict, they called for me for a last-minute conference call. My bad!
by el patron himself March 29, 2020
Get the Zoomflict mug.While a vegetarian is a person who chooses not to eat mean, a broketarian is a person who can't afford to buy meat. Being a broketarian is, above all, a financial choice. Broketarianism is common among students, for example.
- Dude! All you got here is noodles and lettuce! Given up on meat?
- Nah! That's all I can afford now, man! You know I ain't no vegetarian! I just can't buy meat now.
- I get it! you're like me, then... another broketarian!
- Nah! That's all I can afford now, man! You know I ain't no vegetarian! I just can't buy meat now.
- I get it! you're like me, then... another broketarian!
by el patron himself September 13, 2019
Get the broketarian mug.That moment when you're supposed to be working on something and you find inspiration to start another project, equally interesting, out of nowhere. Procrastinspiration is about using your muse to actively procrastinate (as opposed to, say, clean your home as procrastination).
So, I have this incoming deadline for an article, but then I realized I had to write something else, so I worked all day on this awesome project. This whole afternoon was all about procrastinspiration, I still need to finish this article, but this new project is epic!
by el patron himself February 23, 2019
Get the procrastinspiration mug.Another way to tell somebody is not the brightest person in attendance, or not the sharpest tool in the shed.
- Oh my! Another D in math? This was about addition and subtraction!
- Well, what can we say, ma'am? Your son is not the sharpest knife in the kitchen
- I mean, nobody would mistake the Kardashians for rocket scientist, but the youngest one really takes not being the sharpest knife in the kitchen to another level!
- With her questions about Chicken of the Sea, Jessica Simpson proved the world that she was not the sharpest knife in the kitchen.
- We used to think Sarah Palin wasn't the sharpest knife in the kitchen, but along came Rick Perry to prove us wrong. And that's tough, since none of these GOP candidates now is the sharpest knife in the kitchen!
- Well, what can we say, ma'am? Your son is not the sharpest knife in the kitchen
- I mean, nobody would mistake the Kardashians for rocket scientist, but the youngest one really takes not being the sharpest knife in the kitchen to another level!
- With her questions about Chicken of the Sea, Jessica Simpson proved the world that she was not the sharpest knife in the kitchen.
- We used to think Sarah Palin wasn't the sharpest knife in the kitchen, but along came Rick Perry to prove us wrong. And that's tough, since none of these GOP candidates now is the sharpest knife in the kitchen!
by el patron himself November 13, 2011
Get the not the sharpest knife in the kitchen mug.Someone e-mportant is someone who only matters or is relevant on the internet. People who have a vlog for instance can be e-mportant. E-mportant information is also information that doesn't have any real value outside of the web.
- Farmville, despite being so annoying, became a very e-mportant part of the Facebook experience for many people, not that you had people talking about it at the water cooler.
- Tila Tequila thought she was very e-mportant because she had a million friends on MySpace... and then she went on MTV to remind us she was just a slut!
- OchoCinco is maybe the most e-mportant athlete on Twitter. There he's funny, in the NFL he's mostly a joke!
- Once you start dating or get engaged or get married, if you don't change your Facebook status in 24 hours, maybe your relationship isn't that e-mportant to you...
- Tila Tequila thought she was very e-mportant because she had a million friends on MySpace... and then she went on MTV to remind us she was just a slut!
- OchoCinco is maybe the most e-mportant athlete on Twitter. There he's funny, in the NFL he's mostly a joke!
- Once you start dating or get engaged or get married, if you don't change your Facebook status in 24 hours, maybe your relationship isn't that e-mportant to you...
by el patron himself October 21, 2011
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