64 definitions by ejl

boromir

Member of the Fellowship of the Ring who, with Aragorn, represented the race of men in the attempted destruction of The One Ring of Sauron.

Boromir died trying to save Merry and Pippin.

by ejl January 23, 2004

INRI

Iesu Nazareth, Rex Iudeorum

Latin for "Jesus of Nazareth, King of the Jews". These words were hung above Jesus during the crucifixion.

These words were hung over Jesus as a mockery.

by ejl March 14, 2004

G500

Gelandewagen. Quasi-SUV built by Mercedes-Benz. Originally made for European military forces, demand was so popular that they were offered to the European public, much like the Hummer H1 was in America. Until recently, was only available in comtinental Europe. Currently built in limited quantities. The exterior styling of the vehicle has basically remained unchanged since 1976, but apparently, it performs quite well off-road. Now one of the most popular vehicles with Hip-Hop stars, mainly because of their roominess and relatively expensive price tags.

Until Mercedes gives the G-Class a facelift, I'll take a new Range Rover.

by ejl April 28, 2004

Eskimigga

An eskimo / Inuit who tries to act black.

Eskimiggas in da hizzouse!

by ejl May 2, 2004

Golden Shower

The act of urinating on another person, usually for sexual gratification, or as a way of humiliation. More common than a Golden bath, where, during anal sex, one partner urinates into the colon of the other.

Do you need me to give you a golden bath?

by ejl December 12, 2003

ROTK

The Return of the King

Being the third part of The Lord of the Rings.

by ejl December 19, 2003

Ferrari Enzo

A limited-production, highly exclusive supercar produced by Ferrari for the 2003 model year. The Enzo features a 650-hp V-12 engine, an F1-inspired exterior styled by Pininfarina, and employs much of the technology developed for Ferrari's F1 cars. The Enzo was sold to the best clients of the company through invitation, and it's original MSRP was approx. $660,000 US dollars (although the present median second-hand price is over $1.1 million dollars). Production was strictly limited to 399 units, officially available in only black, yellow, and red. It's name is an homage to the late, great Enzo Ferrari, legendary founder of Ferrari.

The Ferrari Enzo is the latest in the company's line of limited-edition supercars, including the 288 GTO, the F40, and F50.

by ejl December 13, 2004