64 definitions by ejl

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Phrase used after one inadvertently says something that sounds gay.
His ass is mine. No homo.
by EJL March 23, 2004
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An expression of contempt.
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Translation: Fuck you.
by EJL February 17, 2004
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The act of urinating on another person, usually for sexual gratification, or as a way of humiliation. More common than a Golden bath, where, during anal sex, one partner urinates into the colon of the other.
Do you need me to give you a golden bath?
by EJL December 12, 2003
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Best show on TV, until Jerry decided to end it in 1998.
-They sealed him up with the mint inside!
-THEY LEFT THE JUNIOR MINT IN HIM?
-Yes!
-Well, I guess it can't hurt him...people eat pounds of those things.
-Yes, they eat them. They don't put them next to VITAL ORGANS IN THEIR ABDOMINAL CAVITY!!
by EJL December 14, 2003
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One of the most expensive places to live on the planet, but presently the center of the Universe, much like Rome was during the Roman Empire.
The average price for a 2 bedroom apartment in Manhattan is $1.4 million. (2004)
by EJL March 08, 2004
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Dan Fox's definition is correct, except the actual french phrase is "Repondez s'il vous plait".
Please RSVP before the 25th.
by EJL December 12, 2003
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Makers of some of the most beautiful and powerful cars in the world, including the 275 GTB, Testarossa, 355, 360 Modena, 550 Maranello, 456M, F50, and the new $660,000 Enzo.
The cheapest new Ferrari is the 360 Modena, which costs about $190,000.
by EJL December 12, 2003
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