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CumUnion

The CumUnion is an international group of sex clubs for gay and bi men to have sex. They can jack off together, suck dick or be sucked, fuck or be fucked, or whatever they want sexually.
They have a CumUnion in Colorado Springs and a bunch of us cadets are planning to go there this weekend!
by eda-skip October 14, 2021
mugGet the CumUnionmug.

Goo

Goo is the sticky white fluid that a guy shoots out of his dick when he cums.
I was taking care of my morning wood in the cadet showers this morning and I blew my Goo everywhere!
by eda-skip October 30, 2021
mugGet the Goomug.

dick-slap

dick-slap means to smack another guy across his face with your limp cock.
Matt woke me up this morning by dick-slapping my face so I'd be the early bird to get the worm!
by eda-skip October 15, 2021
mugGet the dick-slapmug.

fuck-bag

A fuck-bag is a guy whose asshole and mouth are used for the sexual gratification of other dudes.
Some of the cadets in the second squadron want me to be their fuck-bag!
by eda-skip October 6, 2021
mugGet the fuck-bagmug.

Righty-tightie

A Righty-tightie is a right-handed guy with a tight asshole.
We went to the baths in Colorado Springs, and I fucked a Righty-tightie or four!
by eda-skip October 20, 2021
mugGet the Righty-tightiemug.

orange

orange is the color I told my little brother that cum was when he was just beginning to jerk off.
When I was seventeen, I told my 13-year-old little brother that cum was orange!
by eda-skip October 7, 2021
mugGet the orangemug.

Meisterbater

A Meisterbater is an expert at jerking off other guys.
by eda-skip October 7, 2021
mugGet the Meisterbatermug.

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