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a rare breed of fish with a pink, mushroom-shaped head and a long, smooth body. when it gets excited it sprays white, gel-like film. when this film contacts its close cousin, the vagina-faced pussy monger, it impregnates the monger. after spraying this film, the cockmaster softens its body and goes to sleep for several hours. around the age of 13, the master begins to grow hair around its lower portion of its body. this fish is never eaten, however, some people suck on these fishes to extract their film, however, most dont swallow it rather they rub it into their skin.
by eboyd32 June 26, 2007
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that vagina-faced pussy monger was beautiful.
by eboyd32 June 26, 2007
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by eboyd32 June 25, 2007
Get the dane cook mug.a highly misunderstood comedian. his comedy is often considered simple, repetitive, even unintelligent, however, those who take the chance to get to know his comedy have a much better understanding of where he is coming from. his jokes may seem repetitive because he talks about similar topics very often, but his jokes are usually about current events so he can keep them fresh. he has also been accused of joke thievery, however, the main joke he has been accused of stealing is a generic joke that anyone could have come up with: "America is talking about getting rid of all of their illegal aliens and building a fence to keep them out... who's gonna build it."
many people still may not like him, but that is okay as long as they understand why they dislike him. i have a hotmail account (erikboyd60). if you disagree with me, email me with an EDUCATED response.
many people still may not like him, but that is okay as long as they understand why they dislike him. i have a hotmail account (erikboyd60). if you disagree with me, email me with an EDUCATED response.
Person 1-Carlos Mencia's material is so repetitive, uneducated, and racist.
Person 2-You may not like him but don't criticize him for one episode of his show just because you heard a "dee-dee-dee" joke. And hes actually the opposite of racist, he's trying to make racism smaller than it actually is. everyone has to be politically correct today to talk to people and he is trying to break the tension.
Person 1-Oh, I didn't realize that. I still don't like him, but for different reasons.
Person 2-You may not like him but don't criticize him for one episode of his show just because you heard a "dee-dee-dee" joke. And hes actually the opposite of racist, he's trying to make racism smaller than it actually is. everyone has to be politically correct today to talk to people and he is trying to break the tension.
Person 1-Oh, I didn't realize that. I still don't like him, but for different reasons.
by eboyd32 June 25, 2007
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