eXoR's definitions

cheapquel

A low-budget 'sequel' to a hit motion picture or some other popular media extravaganza. Its sole purpose is to reap the benefits of cashing in on the aforementioned successful franchise by luring idiots into dishing out their money expecting quality at least on par with the original, only to find out it was a cheap marketing tool.

Disney, under the direction of Michael Eisner and his board of cronies, is especially notorious for their excessive release of cheapquels to many of their classic animated features. It is not uncommon to find almost no trace of the original cast or crew in production of these shoddy money-makers.

by Exor May 13, 2005

Imperial March

The single greatest song that could represent a nation!

Thousands of mindless troops march to the Imperial March.

by Exor January 15, 2004

Palpatine

The single most powerful and adept force wielder of all time. Also known as Darth Sidious. As Emperor Palpatine, he ruled the Galaxy with an iron fist and murdered countless hundreds of Jedi. His complete and masterful repertoire of abilities includes every force power to date, plus extreme intellectual and tactical talent. Was the ONLY Sith to ever achieve total control of devastating space/time vortexes known as Force Storms. Darth Sidious was the last and final Sith Master, and was considered by many to be the Dark Side of the Force incarnate.

Palpatine is the single most malevolent and successful villain throughout all of fiction.

by Exor January 10, 2005

human shield

Some goon used by an evil guy to protect himself from enemy fire. Usually gets killed as soon as he is taken as a shield by multiple rounds of fire.

The villain is suddenly caught by an undercover agent who starts firing everywhere to kill his henchmen. The villain then uses the closest surviving henchman as a human shield in order to make his escape, just as the hero suddenly decides to fire at the villain.

by Exor January 19, 2004

suxbox

The crapiest game system ever developed. It was created by the Microcrap game division that implemented about every bug known to man into it's crap...er....masterpiece.

You moronic simpleton, I can't believe actually own a suxbox!

by Exor November 24, 2003

Zinger

A spike studded wasp enemy from Donkey Kong Country, Donkey Kong Country 2, and DK64.

Flight of the Zinger.

by Exor June 7, 2004

SWATbot

One of an innumerable ammounts of mechanized shock troopers used by the evil dictator of Mobius, Ivo Robotnik.

"All SWATbots in sector 237 report to the command center immediately!"

by Exor November 3, 2003