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by e November 29, 2003
The fear of a man who is named for his freakishly large mass of tangerine hair. The man feared also sports a wider-than-the-equator smile that rivals Jack Nicholson as "The Joker" in Batman.
Person with Carrotopophobia: "Carrot Top is the Scariest man alive, with Richard Simmons a close number two."
Friend of person with Carrotopophobia: "Bud, I think you need to seek professional help."
Friend of person with Carrotopophobia: "Bud, I think you need to seek professional help."
by E October 19, 2006
A very skilled magician/sorcerer. These people are very rare, but not nearly as rare as those who have become a conjunctioner. Rift openers are powerful enough to be able to open a rift in time and freely travel between any galaxy within outer space and any spacial body therein. They are also able to open rifts between worlds so as to allow Ancient Ones, Elder Gods, and creatures of hellish strength and proportion to enter our world.
by E April 06, 2005
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