dylan's definitions

buttahz

used to describe something that is too fresh to comprehend. Used for things that are amazingly good.

Yo dat new cd is straight buttahz.

by Dylan April 19, 2005

orangutang bagel bang

When a gentleman decides he would rather have sex with a bread product than the fat chick he has been set up with, and thus swoops from a vine in order to gank the bagel that Fatty McNochance is about to eat, and proceeds to have his way with it.

See: bagel burn and dirty bagelin'

Gary wasn't about to settle for chub, so he proceeded to execute the infamous "Orangutang Bagel Bang" with lightning speed and incredulous precision.

by Dylan April 13, 2005

bagel burn

The rash a man gets after drity bagelin'

Steve had to take an ice bath to soothe his severe case of bagel burn.

by Dylan April 13, 2005

con~o

venezuelan
a mix beetween fuck shit and pussy

SPANISH
con~o de madre.
ENGLISH
Con~o ur mom.

by Dylan March 31, 2005

pascale

A cheese puff that's baked on the inside and outside, usually served to negros in time of war.

Comes with a side of vag.

"Foreign"

"Lesbian"

"C-Day"

by dylan March 28, 2005

pip

A verb and onamotapia for male masterbation. This word stems off from fap, which also is a verb and onomatapia for male masturbation. Pipping is done weaker and faster than your normal fap. The word was created after too many people found out what fap meant.

Look at HER! pip pip pip

by Dylan March 24, 2005

flapper

The genetalia of washed up movie starlettes from the 40's that had attended one too many speak-easy's during their careers.

Picky? Are you kidding me? One more drink in me and I'd settle on a flapper!

by Dylan March 7, 2005