dylan's definitions

mooker

Definition: a confused chimpanze

Backround: coming from 13th century italian word moukeir meaning confused ape

That fag is such a mooker.

That mooker stole my shotgun.

That mooker got shit everywhere

by Dylan July 23, 2004

sped call

n. A part groaning, part yelling, part gasping shriekish grunt; etymologically dates back to the middle 1990s in Omaha, NE, with no known meaning; erupted soon thereafter; extremely hard to learn without a natural aptitude, but able to be mastered by anyone with patience and tolerant neighbors. Variations include 'Raptor Man', 'Circle Man', and 'Full-Fledged'.

"Hey dude, make that noise."
"What, the sped call?"
"Yeah, that shit, man, it's hilarious."
"Well, I'll try..."

by Dylan September 14, 2003

Neglected Mario Characters

NC for short. Website run by Jay Resop which glorifies Nintendo characters other than Mario. Famous for it's witty "comix" which constantly make 80s-90s pop culture references.

Neglected Mario Characters is a very cool website.

by Dylan January 2, 2004

on the same page

To be of the same school of thought as another person, thinking in the same area.

"You think so too? So we're on the same page."

by Dylan June 5, 2004

meep

a fairly amazing band from the kansas city area.

man, i just heard meep at www.meepsite.com and they were fairly amazing!

by dylan January 14, 2004

telstra

Bad company, rip off telephone network. Shitty internet.

"The most secure computers in the world are ones NOT connected to the internet. That is why I recommend Telstra BigPond ADSL."

by Dylan June 26, 2004

kaitlann

the uglyest slut face hoe in the world...."I HATE KAITLANN"

kaitlann this is "REEFA" i wrote this cuz u and ur ugly hoe ass friend are slutz............

by dylan October 10, 2004