homophone

telecommunications device used for contacting only members of the same sex, usually for, but not limited to gross anal sex.

I called Jimmy using my homophone, in only minutes we were enjoying sexual acts that we would later spread across the internet to unsuspection young boys.

by Dylan February 22, 2005

assgasket

The disposable toilet-seat tissue which prevents your ass from touching the toilet seat upon defecation.

"damn, that shit is rancid! I need an assgasket!"

by Dylan March 13, 2004

bagel burn

The rash a man gets after drity bagelin'

Steve had to take an ice bath to soothe his severe case of bagel burn.

by Dylan April 13, 2005

fecophiliac

Stefan and his supar-buddies

Once Alex finishes taking his Ex-Lax, Stefan and Ron are excited about the waterfall of fecal matter that will stream into their mouths.

by dylan August 29, 2003

Fanny Mankler

A Women who has the ability to pull her vagina flaps down over her ankles

Huge big Flaps that scrape on the ground

by Dylan February 16, 2005

Neglected Mario Characters

NC for short. Website run by Jay Resop which glorifies Nintendo characters other than Mario. Famous for it's witty "comix" which constantly make 80s-90s pop culture references.

Neglected Mario Characters is a very cool website.

by Dylan January 02, 2004

sped call

n. A part groaning, part yelling, part gasping shriekish grunt; etymologically dates back to the middle 1990s in Omaha, NE, with no known meaning; erupted soon thereafter; extremely hard to learn without a natural aptitude, but able to be mastered by anyone with patience and tolerant neighbors. Variations include 'Raptor Man', 'Circle Man', and 'Full-Fledged'.

"Hey dude, make that noise."
"What, the sped call?"
"Yeah, that shit, man, it's hilarious."
"Well, I'll try..."

by Dylan September 14, 2003