dylan's definitions

straight jockin'

When a person; male or female is all up on the tip(in their business) of another. Most commonly refers to when a guy appears to be all about another guy.

Fred was straight jockin' Mike when he rolled up with his new car!

by Dylan January 10, 2005

lovesexy

The feeling U get when U fall in love, not with a boy or girl but with the heavens above.

"Lovesexy is the one, till my day is done. Hundalasiliah!"

by Dylan June 3, 2004

lead zeppelin

a quantity of fecal matter that contains abnormal levels of lead

I crapped out a lead zeppelin and it hurt

by Dylan January 30, 2004

cock a lock

When a man's penis is not functioning!
AKA: Impotent

Dude, do you have cock a lock, if so EWWWWWWW!

by Dylan January 3, 2004

assgasket

The disposable toilet-seat tissue which prevents your ass from touching the toilet seat upon defecation.

"damn, that shit is rancid! I need an assgasket!"

by Dylan March 13, 2004

fecophiliac

Stefan and his supar-buddies

Once Alex finishes taking his Ex-Lax, Stefan and Ron are excited about the waterfall of fecal matter that will stream into their mouths.

by dylan August 29, 2003

homophone

telecommunications device used for contacting only members of the same sex, usually for, but not limited to gross anal sex.

I called Jimmy using my homophone, in only minutes we were enjoying sexual acts that we would later spread across the internet to unsuspection young boys.

by Dylan February 22, 2005