loosey

When you fart and some doo doo accidently comes out.
Johnny and Ricky were bored so they decided to have a farting contest. Johnny let a loosey rip out and he ruined his drawers and pants.
by Dwayne May 04, 2004
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engine butter

An extremely heavy grade of motor oil, typically 50W-20. This oil is used in an automobile when it's on it's last legs and should be replaced. Engine butter does help for a while, but sooner or later the oil burnoff gets so bad hat you are spending as much money one oil as you are on gasoline!!!
I need a reign job on my car, it's smoking like a sonofabitch, i'm gonna pure some engine butter in there, maybe I can get another 3000 miles outof it if I'm lucky.
by Dwayne September 17, 2004
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glootfutabitz

When a man has to urinate and deficate at the same time.

This is necessary in most men, especially when straining to deficate, because some urine may expel too.
Ned had to glootfutabitz, which meant he had to sit down and use the bathroom, which made him feel like a bitch.
by dwayne May 11, 2004
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quarter life crisis

A person who has major concerns of not being an established person by their 25th birthday.

This may be a person who is both not in a stable relationship of stable job place. As a result, has deep regrets and temtations about their futures.

This is pressure due to others within their age range whom have managed success at an early age in comparison with the person having the crisis.
Jane was in a quarter life crisis because she was going on 26 and was not married, nor had a stable income to support a family.
by dwayne May 12, 2004
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stick shift

1. When a stripper grabs your game boy with her hand and moves it around.
Dude, Dimples gave me one hell of a hot lap dance with lots of grinding and stick shifting, you need to get yourself one too!
by Dwayne August 27, 2004
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Inglewood

1. A city just west of Los Angeles that has at least one liquor store per every four blocks; one porno book store per every 8 blocks; and a Asian Massage Parlour every mile. (Actually, there is a place on Manchester Blvd in Inglewood that as all three of those AND a gunrange in the same BLOCK!) It's also famous/infamous for being a part of another LAPD officer black man beat down bka Rodney Kinged back in 2002

2. Famous city known for crime that is named in Ice Cube, Dr Dre, Snopp Doggy Dog and TuPac songs.
Lryic from the song California Love.

"Yeah, Inglewood...
Inglewood always up to no good."
by Dwayne October 10, 2004
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