dw's definitions

Insert Child's Name Here

What an organization puts in the place of a child's name when printing massive amounts of documents for a body of children. Often reflects the worthlessness of a seemingly honorable award.

1. Congratulations! Insert Child's Name Here has been nominated to be included in the "Best Children Ever" book! Please make a check out for $400 to see your child with other distinguished youths!

2. Congratulations, Insert Child's Name Here! You have received the Good Effort Award, which is signed by George Bush!!!!!!!(or a copy of his signature)

by DW June 11, 2004

Delegogator

paranoid, insecure, talentless egomaniac bosses who delegate all work to subordinates and take credit for it.

Chris sat in his office all day long delegogating to his corporate minions while he surfed the web looking for additional information to plagarize.

by dw October 8, 2003

cannibal corpse

don't listen to guys like "sven" and "larstait" who are gay buttfuckers with their stupid fucking opinions about
how bad cannibal corpse are.fuck those guys cannibal corpse and there lyrics fucking rule!!!!


FUCK CANNIBALCORPSE HATERS!!!!!!

despite people like "sven" and "larstait"'s dumb opinions cannibal corpse remains one of the greatest and most influential deathmetal bands around

THEY ROCK!!!!!

by dw August 11, 2004

square

someone un-cool or un-fashionable

also known as L7

"You're such a square"

by dw March 23, 2003

KriZ

see CP

by dw March 23, 2003

HERO

Someone of the lower social hierarchy order who adopts the "ways of a HERO" in order to make themselves look the social icon they dream to be. The first two known HEROs were CP and MEAT. Of course the whole HERO buisness was intended to be facetious and 'put on' but CP never quite saw it that way.

"The two HEROs met up at the Local HERO for a rogue one."

by dw March 23, 2003

habbo hotel

I'd like to add to my previous definition of this word/phrase.

The concept of habbo hotel had the potential to be an exciting new way to interact and chat with others. While this is just about still possible unfortunately the site is now completely infested with kids who havent yet grown any 'curlies'.

This was always going to happen given the original design and the continual tweaking of the site to appeal to this audience. However if you think you could bare being in the company of 10-16 year olds in the faint hope of meeting someone a like age and mind you'll probably quit the site after you've discovered habbo culture.

Habbo culture today is pretty much centred around the site owners money making scheme that these impressionable little sobs are all too happy to invest into. By parting with their pocket money/phone credit the kids can buy virtual 'furni' furniture to decorate and personalise a blank room of their own. This has now completely gotten out of hand, inane kids spend their time either swapping 'furni', scamming naive people into giving them access to their accounts and thus access to their furni/credits, or setting up virtual job agencies.

The net result of all this is a chatroom clogged with habbos shouting out adverts to join job agencies/go to someones room/swap furni/scam/beg people for free furni and so forth, these are all scrolled (repeated quickly many times) so you havent got much of a chance to actually chat should you want to.

All in all habbo hotel is for kids and kiddy fiddlers, preferably with some disposable income.

habbo hotel is a special place with vacancies for kids and kiddy fiddlers

by dw July 22, 2004