dutch's definitions

candy store

Your boy who is handling his business and always has the rocket fuel, aka ski passes, aka llelo

Bring on the blizzard...call up the candy store

by DUTCH January 7, 2004

SAT

A waste of time test that instills fear and panic in many worthless teenagers. Those who give a shit not about this quizzical test are the ones to look out for, they should be boned frequently.

Fuck the SATs I just wanna grow up and be a travel bum anyway.

by Dutch May 2, 2003

handicapper

Smart person that can figure out which horse will win a race.

That guy Dutch is a major handicapper. He makes dough like no one's business.

by Dutch May 3, 2003

hephalumps and woozles

A bastardization by Winnie the Pooh meaning "elephants and weasels." See Snoop D-O-double jizzle's version: fo' shizzle my nizzle

Winnie had just dropped his third tab of acid when he started to see hephalumps and woozles.

by Dutch May 1, 2003

Oobie

To be a slut or whore.

Damn that bitch is such an Oobie!

by Dutch May 13, 2005

dood

The superior way to spell "dude."

J: Yo dood did you do the math homework?
Steve: Hell no.

by Dutch May 2, 2003

99 bananas

Curious tasting alcohol distributed by Schnapps. 99 proof (49.5% alcoholic content per volume...or whatever). Not reccomended to drink any more than a 99 cents bottle you get at the liquor store counter. After finishing your mini-bottle, have some Malibu and Kool-Aid and just chill.

99 bananas tastes like a fuckin' banana, man.

by Dutch May 3, 2003