dustin's definitions

palotes

noun - balls

I kicked that punk in the palotes!

by Dustin November 17, 2003

oklahoma

A state that is actually not as bad as people think. Tulsa and OKC are a good size for a city with being too big like houston. The only thing country about most of the peopleis the attitude, and that is regarding to being friendly and waving to people(although as with everywhere some people are just dicks). Also the home state of the flaming lips.

"Man oklahoma gets a lot of good music,(especially at the stillwater bars{mike's college bar never let's down with their musical acts}).
"Yeah, except for that black eye Hanson put on it.

by Dustin April 3, 2005

schmuck

metaphorical term for someone who often receives much heartache from a significant other, yet remains cheerful and cordial towards them; even maintaining friendship with that person after a break up

Dustin's girlfriend treated him like a dog, then dumped him, but he still drives her to work everday. What a schmuck!

by Dustin April 10, 2005

direct

a term used for a woman that is very pleasing to the eye. a good looking woman with attractive features.

"Did you see that girl in black?"
"Ya man she was direct."

by dustin July 1, 2004

peckerslap

A better, less formal way of saying someone is to be slapped with a penis.

American: Dude, are you Canadian?

Canadian: Yes. Why?

American: You live in an igloo and have a pet beaver. Hahaha

Canadian: I'm going to peckerslap you.

by Dustin April 19, 2005

Scene

The latest American trend, and the greates concentration of teens in denial you could ever imagine. The latest in Emo/Hardcore/Indie/Metalcore (All of that shit, you know, it's all the same) which requires the people in it's "scene" to wear tight clothing, key clips on their pants, and band shirts. Multitudes of others along the same lines wear scarves, eyeliner, girl pants (for boys), black nail polish, zip hoodies/track jackets, and vintage clothing.

A scene person will deny being scene. They will become hostile and sometimes physical. They will tell you that you don't know what a scene is, and you don't know them, or they will play naive and just continually deny being scene. These people usually like the latest bands in the Emo world.

That guy in girl pants is really scene.

by Dustin May 13, 2005

meganhoover

late at night
when i should be asleep
into my heart
you quietly creep
i sit and ponder
how could it be
but you must have stumbled
across the key
i know our relationship
could be one in a millon
but its up to you to open the door

i like you alot megan hoover

by dustin April 20, 2005