Definitions by dunky oggins

Penile Dementia 

to be suffering from a priapism, that is a continuous erection of the penis. This ailment is both painful and socially embarrassing.

Trevor was disappointed: he had to miss several West Ham matches because of chronic penile dementia.

Penile Dementia by Dunky Oggins November 15, 2003

diving into the red sea 

to perform cunnilinctus on a menstruating woman.

Bernadette was very happy: her new boyfriend had promised to go diving into the red sea once Eastenders had finished.

diving into the red sea by Dunky Oggins November 15, 2003

grease the gash 

female masturbation

June was bored: Alec had been playing with his gnomes for hours, so she went upstairs to grease the gash.

grease the gash by Dunky Oggins November 14, 2003

spastic chariot 

An invalid carriage, that is a 3 wheel vehicle specially designed for disabled drivers, outlawed now in the UK on safety grounds.

I thought June would be impressed when i pulled up in my spastic chariot, but she just looked at me contemptuously.

spastic chariot by Dunky Oggins November 13, 2003

dumdum bullet

gay slang for a particularly large penis, so named because of the supposed damage it does to internal organs during anal intercourse.

I almost fainted when, with a wicked twinkle in his eye, Alec whipped out his dumdum bullet.

dumdum bullet by Dunky Oggins November 13, 2003

bog paper

toilet tissue

i got so excited watching Peggy hanging her knickers on the line it took half a roll of bog paper to mop up the stain i made on the carpet.

bog paper by Dunky Oggins November 13, 2003

ringburner 

diarrhoea of such severity that it burns the anus.

that bloody cup of tea i had at the snooker club gave me a terrible ringburner.

ringburner by Dunky Oggins November 13, 2003