Definitions by dunky oggins

jam supper

performing cunnilinctus on a menstruating woman. (see also fish supper, diving into the red sea, rainbow necker).

Alec promised June a jam supper, but only if she took out her fanny haddock first.

jam supper by Dunky Oggins November 30, 2003

jampot

1) the vagina
2) the anus (US Black slang)

"I most certainly fancy a jampot" sighed Jacko lustfully.
Editor's Note: it is uncertain whether this example pertains to definition 1 or definition 2.

jampot by Dunky Oggins November 30, 2003

Barstool 

A woman who is sexually penetrated by 3 men at the same time, that is vaginally, anally, orally.

Kevin was very happy when he pulled a barstool at the snooker club, but less happy when he found she had given him a full house.

Barstool by Dunky Oggins November 30, 2003

weapon of ass destruction

Gay slang for an exceptionally large penis, so named because of its tendency to cause anal bleeding during buggery. (see also dumdum bullet)

Hello Mr Archer, welcome to Belmarsh Prison. Your cellmate is Mad Mickey McPerve, i'd be very wary of him if i were you, he has a weapon of ass destruction, and he's not afraid to use it.

weapon of ass destruction by Dunky Oggins November 28, 2003

whack the one-eyed worm 

to masturbate

Dave got so excited watching the Hammerettes he had to rush off at half-time and whack the one-eyed worm.

whack the one-eyed worm by Dunky Oggins November 25, 2003

kentucky fried rat

A spicey fast-food very popular in Korea and Upton Park High Street.

I complained to the shops manager when i discovered a piece of chicken amongst my kentucky fried rat.

kentucky fried rat by Dunky Oggins November 25, 2003

fuckleberry 

semen stuck to one's pubic hair or body hair.

"I better go take a shower" said Elizabeth to a proud-looking Phillip, "I'm smoothered in fuckleberries."

fuckleberry by Dunky Oggins November 25, 2003