duncan's definitions

jock

The term jock is commonly used by self confessed anti-socialists.

Skaters frequently use this term, as they are jealous of the more popular, better sports people. Although these people tend to think too highly of themeselves, they tend to succeed in gaining a number of the opposite sex as dedicated followers, of which outsiders are jealous of.

by Duncan February 26, 2005

shag

1.(N) A seabird

2.(V) To engage in sexual intercourse

3.(Adj) Not very good

We took our binoculars and went out looking for a shag on the cliffs. While we were there we decided to have a shag on the cliffs. Unfortunately the weather was shag on the cliffs.

by Duncan July 18, 2004

Rrrrubop a hoo bang

Sexual Intercourse.

Rarely used without Bang Bang k'Tang Tang preceding it.

"He got himself a little Bang Bang k'Tang Tang. A little Rrrrubop a hoo bang".

by Duncan November 11, 2003

Yer Ma

Chavs and neds say this to everyone.
Sort of like calling people 'pure gothic bams', 'big junkies', or 'y'bam'

These neds are the bane of Scottish society, They have nothing better to do...... I digress.
Basicly, Neds sy this and it's meant to be insulting.

'Yer ma, y'bam'
'Ah pure had yer ma'
'so did yer ma'

by Duncan January 14, 2004

ned

Irritating guys who throw rocks at buses, wear 'pure sovvys'.
used to be found solely in glasgow, but are now found beating up goths even in Cockburn Street ( a goth mecca in Edinburgh). Come into games workshop and break peoples models.

'you are a ned'

by Duncan January 14, 2004

not even

you are disputing a statement

He said he was from Wanganui and I was like "not even!"

by duncan October 11, 2003

queg

Liverpudlian slang for a homosexual

You wouldn't catch me at Garlands, mate, that's where the quegs go.

by Duncan April 4, 2004