39 definitions by duncan

Irritating guys who throw rocks at buses, wear 'pure sovvys'.
used to be found solely in glasgow, but are now found beating up goths even in Cockburn Street ( a goth mecca in Edinburgh). Come into games workshop and break peoples models.
'you are a ned'
by duncan January 14, 2004
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A modern adaption of the German St. Nikolas, once said to give out presents to good boys and girls, now a cheap, easy advertising gimmick, see also crass commerse in the Duncan book of cyinicism
hello santa, here's a paycheck,
by duncan January 14, 2004
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A woman so attractive that one look at her will turn any man's flaccid member to stone.
A blonde cock medusa enters the room, causing a whimsical "sproinngggg" sound to emanate from Jack's trousers.
by duncan July 12, 2004
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Slang for a homosexual- short for "homo".
"You have 15 Barbra albums? You are such a 'mo".
by duncan January 28, 2004
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8:17 pm -- The working man's 4:20. A time of day suitable for career-oriented-yet-pot-addicted individuals to blaze up without interfering with normal work hours.

Coined in Berkeley in July 2003.
Whew, what a day at the office... it's 8:17, grab the bong.
by duncan June 3, 2004
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A young canadian DJ who mixes up great tunes using two turntables and his own hands. No computer needed!
Kid Koala is a cool guy.
by duncan November 25, 2003
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"He just needs a little Bang Bang k'Tang Tang".

Often used in conjunction with Rrrrubop a hoo bang.
by duncan November 11, 2003
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