duncan's definitions

double bagger

A woman of questionable background, with whom sex would necessitate wearing two condoms.

Q: Would you screw Paris Hilton?
A: Sure, but I'd double up on the jimmy hats 'cuz she's a double bagger.

by Duncan February 19, 2005

Dradle

When you are boning a Jewish American Princess and you spin her around while she is riding your cock.

Kyle dradled that bitch hardcore.

by Duncan October 21, 2004

jokeboat

To jokeboat is to add superfluous and obvious information to a joke (especially someone else's), usually in a misguided attempt to explain the joke (often because the jokeboater didn't get it initially (<i>i.e.</i> "Missed the Boat on the Joke)).

"Those bees are evil- you'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany".

"Oh, dude, that's funny, since bees LIVE IN A HIVE!!!"

"Right; that was the point. Quit jokeboating".

by Duncan October 6, 2004

HFIC

"Head Faggot In Charge" - used as a title.

a takeoff of HNIC.

Oh, you want to talk to the H.F.I.C.- he's the one that makes all the decisions.

by Duncan October 1, 2004

Mish

Short for "Intermission".

"Oh, the show's about to start- I'll see you at Mish".

by Duncan September 29, 2004

biscuit belly

The phenomenon when a girl with a bit of pudge on her stomach wears tight pants but a top that shows her midriff, causing her belly fat to spill over the edge of her pants. Much like the way that biscuit dough oozes out of the container. Also known as muffin belly. See biscuit hips.

She's got a bit of a biscuit belly, I'd hit it after 3 beers.

by Duncan September 8, 2004

shag

1.(N) A seabird

2.(V) To engage in sexual intercourse

3.(Adj) Not very good

We took our binoculars and went out looking for a shag on the cliffs. While we were there we decided to have a shag on the cliffs. Unfortunately the weather was shag on the cliffs.

by Duncan July 18, 2004