self own

when you do something so stupid, you own yourself like a fucktard!

jimmy self own 'd himself

by dude007 May 30, 2008

iTurd

Another word for iPod, but this way, Zen owners can be happy and shoot iPod owners then hold hands and jump into the grand canyon wearing jump cams in their hats to capture the fall on live Suicide TV, but iWon't jump cause iHave a Zen V Plus, SO I'M FUCKIN SPESHUL, OK!?

iTurd are peice of shit excuses to get away from your fucked up family fights in your mobile trailer home with stolen cable TV to watch the Suicide Channel so you can watch all the cool people jump into the grand canyon cuz ur retarded!

by dude007 August 17, 2008

da munchies

when you smoke alot of weed and you get seriously fuckin' hungry.

"Damn, dude, i got da munchies."
"HHHUUUUAAATT?"
"I GOT DA MUNCHIES!"
"OOOKKKKAAAAYYYY!!!!"
"YEEEAAAAAAH!"
"indeed..."

by dude007 May 30, 2008

hornswoggle

A wrestler in the WWE who hides out under the ring while his dad, Finley kicks ass. When the match is about 5-10 minutes in, he comes out and sprays the other dude with a water gun out hits them with a long shalele in the head,knocking them out behind the ref.

Career Highlights: Cruiserweight Champion

Hornswoggle is one funny SOB!

by dude007 August 26, 2008

lung blunt

when you're shot in the lung while smoking a blunt.

"hey did you hear?"
"what?"
"shortie got shot in the lung, but he got to smoke his lung blunt!"
"DUDE! thats tottaly the best way 2 go"
"lol"

by dude007 May 30, 2008

Schworen

Swearing in the German Language...

Fuck-Ficken (fik-en)
You-Du (doo)
Bitch-Hudin (hoo-din)
Shit-Sheisse (shie-sa)
Ass-Esel (ess-el)
Hole-Loch (loch)
Pussy-Meize (my-tsah)
Dick-Dik (deek)
Head-Kopf (cop-f)
Whore Bag-Hure Beutel (hoo-rah boo-tehl)

Christoph was caught schworen at the teacher.

by dude007 December 09, 2008

Going Jersey

A phrase uttered by any pissed off jersey citizen ; another way to say beat the living shit out of you.

"Dude, I'm going jersey (joisy) on your ass!"

by dude007 September 25, 2008