Definitions by dsimms

sexborg 

1. a cyborg hottie

2. a race of android/gynoid sexbots created in 2073 to serve as love-slaves to the wealthy humans who could afford them; leaders of the Artificial Person Revolt of 2117

3. a very large dildo, usually with assorted knobs and stimulator buttons

"That sexborg chick on Star Trek is hot!"
"You mean 44 of D?"

sexborg by dsimms February 8, 2008

sexbottery 

1. the define, or architecture, of boundary swell at the little feet and/or human-sized sex organs, applied to attitude, visitude, or moral stance, vis-a-visual real or perceived mechanical meat and motion

2. anything related to the topics of sexbots, lovebots, or fuckbots, inclusive

3. cybersexery

"...harassed less violently because I am at least visually conforming to expectation of sexbottery"
- random quote pulled from Google

"Yo, dawg, meet you on da holodeck for a little sexbottery, you know what I'm sayin?"
"Why are you talking like that, Data?"

sexbottery by dsimms February 5, 2008

lovebot 

a polite term for a sexbot

1. a sexbot that someone has fallen in love with

2. a sexbot specifically designed for humans to fall in love with

3. a fuckbot you make love to

4. how you describe your new Robovenus to the rest of the family

5. the trademark of a limited edition bot made in 2012 which was programmed more for companionship and conversation than sex; discontinued the following year

not to be confused with the Love Boat, a quasi-amusing TV show back in the pre-net days which starred actors and actresses sliding down to C-list status (but before they hit Hollywood Squares bottom)

"The next sexbot I buy, I hope I can afford one of those hot new foreign bots... maybe that sleek BMW lovebot with the level-5 AI, or maybe one of those new Mercedes models they're making in France."

"What about a Saab lovebot? I hear those Swedish models are hot! And they cry real tears!"

"Oh yeah! I just don't wanna buy another American-made model, like GE or Whirlpool... they fuck ok, but they're so blah otherwise."

"What about that new Japanese/Korean lovebot, the LG-12?"

"Hey man, I'm no perv!"

lovebot by dsimms January 26, 2008

fuckie 

a smilie in the vague form of 'the finger', aka a smilie fuck you

common version: ..!..

british version: .V..

there are variations in the exact characters used, but the effect is always the same: those in the know get it, those not in the know are confused; same with all smilies

"That girl I was chatting with at Myface, I asked for her phone number and she gave me a 555 number and a fuckie!"

fuckie by dsimms January 19, 2008

pigsize 

the largest size you can get in any product

for some products the largest size is king-size, family-size, giant-size, jumbo-size, or super-size - pigsize always refers to the largest

"What size drink you want with that?"

"Pigsize me!"

pigsize by dsimms January 18, 2008

pigware 

any software program or website that takes up too much of your memory, disk space, bandwidth, cpu time, or real time

comes from the software being piggish, hogging your valuable computer resources for itself

also see bloatware

"You still running that pigware? Why don't you switch to Firefox?"

or

"This Ajax bullshit is definitely pigware"

pigware by dsimms January 18, 2008

UML 

a computer meta-design term which stands for Universal Masturbation Language

UML methodology has been used successfully in the design and implementation of several sexbot and fuckbot systems

UML is often used to bridge the gap between soft-ware and hard-ware

"IBM is using UML on their next project? Bitchin!"

UML by dsimms January 18, 2008