whataboutism

A symptom of people who don't really understand how to convey their point, so they resort to saying "What about X??" in order to have the other person understand their point without actually saying anything to make them believe it. We've all been a victim of whataboutism.
Person: What about the fork you threw at me??
Me: shut your whataboutism and go back to bed
Person: its eight in the morning.
Me: so??
by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022
Get the whataboutism mug.

Dog

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022
Get the Dog mug.

urbandictionary

Person: im going to search up urbandictionary on urban dictionary!!
Me: is your head just for decoration or do you just have negative braincells
by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022
Get the urbandictionary mug.

Old people

Similar to a boomer, an old person is an ancient creature from before Christ was born, which explains their evil actions. They usually don't have teeth due to them falling out due to all the cocaine and heroine they did as teenagers. They also probably have brain damage.
Me: omg is tjat an old people!?!?
friend: we should leave
by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022
Get the Old people mug.

I-ready

A program made by the Italians in world war two to brainwash the young of today in order to support them in world war three that was deemed too dangerous and rage inducing so it was locked away in a USB stick that was thrown into the ocean and marked "NON USARE."
The marines found the USB in 2007, when it was reprogrammed into a school learning program because Americans are stupid and can't read Italian.
Me: I hate I-ready so much I'm going to start a zombie apocalypse just so I don't have to do it

The future: please no
by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022
Get the I-ready mug.

dumb as shit

referring to any organism that can move and is also very stupid
Me: that guy is dumb as shit
That guy: :(
by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022
Get the dumb as shit mug.

Tankie

A person who thinks war is cool and descends into the devious act of communism in order to act upon that interest
Me: hey that guy, he's a tankie
My friend: wanna jump him?
by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022
Get the Tankie mug.