drunkenmidget's definitions

urbandictionary

the website your on right now dipshit

Person: im going to search up urbandictionary on urban dictionary!!
Me: is your head just for decoration or do you just have negative braincells

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022

dumb as shit

referring to any organism that can move and is also very stupid

Me: that guy is dumb as shit
That guy: :(

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022

Tankie

A person who thinks war is cool and descends into the devious act of communism in order to act upon that interest

Me: hey that guy, he's a tankie
My friend: wanna jump him?

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022

hurr durr

what comes out of my classmates mouth when they say anything

Teacher: yes? what is your question?
Me: god no
Person next to me: hurr durr hurr durr duhh hurr durr

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022

whataboutism

A symptom of people who don't really understand how to convey their point, so they resort to saying "What about X??" in order to have the other person understand their point without actually saying anything to make them believe it. We've all been a victim of whataboutism.

Person: What about the fork you threw at me??
Me: shut your whataboutism and go back to bed
Person: its eight in the morning.
Me: so??

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022

Old people

Similar to a boomer, an old person is an ancient creature from before Christ was born, which explains their evil actions. They usually don't have teeth due to them falling out due to all the cocaine and heroine they did as teenagers. They also probably have brain damage.

Me: omg is tjat an old people!?!?
friend: we should leave

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022

Dog

puppy :)

me: dog
friend: yes

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022