chest taco

when a man's chest hair only grows in a narrow vertical strip in the middle of his chest thus resembling a taco

Prince would totally look like a chic if he lost the chest taco.

by drpoonandtheteenangels June 27, 2009

dicklexia

a penal-cognitive disorder whereby a dick is unable to distinguish a vagina from an anus resulting in frequent mispenetrations. If left untreated this disorder may progress to a full blown case of turd dick.

a semi-legitimate excuse for sticking it in your bitches ass.

your bitch: WTF!!! Are you insane? That's my ass!!

you: oh shit! i'm so sorry. I have dicklexia.

your bitch: oh baby. I am sooo sorry. I had no idea. Resume your thrusting.

by drpoonandtheteenangels November 20, 2009

afromatic

the circumstance whereby bitches are inexplicably drawn to a dude solely due to his having fro'd up before hitting the club

the occurrence of all kinds of good shit after switchin over to the full on blown out fro hairstyle

Leron: Damn nigga looking good with the dr. j fro kit.

Letrell: Damn straight. It's about to get afromatic nigga afromatic.

by drpoonandtheteenangels February 08, 2010

hurricoon

a pejorative term for the ethnic majority prone to ride out a hurricane in a hovel only to be washed into the streets by the storm after which looting and mayhem ensues

The governor called in the army to rescue the hurricoons after the storm.

by drpoonandtheteenangels April 20, 2009

anal cleft

n. the proper legal term for the ass crack

City Councilman: "...and let me further say, that in due consideration of the various statutes, regulations and so forth, addressing the issue, that it is now, and forever should be the case that no person no where in the Daytona Beach area shall expose, in whole or in part, any portion or particle of their anal cleft in such a manner, so has to.....

by drpoonandtheteenangels April 28, 2009

hot bone

n: the erectile organ of the vulva, homologous to the penis of the male coomonly known as the clitoris

Wife: Can you pick the kids up from school today. I have to see my gynocologist.
Husband: I will if you ask your doctor to turn the volume up on your hot bone.

by drpoonandtheteenangels May 03, 2009

monkey time

a block of time, carefully set aside for the sole purpose of engaging in auto-erotic behavior

Mom: Has anyone seen Rufus? I can't find the little dude.
Young son and Rufus' bro: Check the basement closet. It's monkey time in RufusLand. Ole'.

by drpoonandtheteenangels August 27, 2009