drpoonandtheteenangels's definitions

skank shot

the self photographing technique by which one (the skank) holds a camera at arms length and photographs ones self commonly used on facebook, myspace and similair websites by skanks

Duder: Hey check out DiDi'S pic on Skankbook.
Dudly: Nice skank shot. I didn't realize her arms where that long.

by drpoonandtheteenangels August 7, 2009

anal flake

small skin pieces that fall from the anal cleft when panties or britches are lowered most common in individuals who lack sufficient sweat glands to keep the skin moist

Dude, have you seen Sally?
Not but we can follow the trail of anal flakes till we stumble up on her ass.

by drpoonandtheteenangels April 20, 2009

afromatic

the circumstance whereby bitches are inexplicably drawn to a dude solely due to his having fro'd up before hitting the club

the occurrence of all kinds of good shit after switchin over to the full on blown out fro hairstyle

Leron: Damn nigga looking good with the dr. j fro kit.

Letrell: Damn straight. It's about to get afromatic nigga afromatic.

by drpoonandtheteenangels February 8, 2010

aunt poon

your hot aunt whose can you are always dreaming of tapping

young nephew dude: damn dad's sister is totally aunt poon

cousin dude: no shit i busted wood twice at the dinner table

by drpoonandtheteenangels August 7, 2009

poonta vista

a location from which vast quantities of poon may be readily viewed

frat boy 1: dude where r u going for spring break?
frat boy 2: duh, poonta vista. how bout u?

by drpoonandtheteenangels April 20, 2009

anal openness

the Zen-like state of mind when one may freely and with neither shame nor pride claim authorship of each and every gaseous release from ones ass

Old uncle dudely: catch that one you young whipper snapper and paint it green.

Young nephew duder: dude that is devastating. i am stupified not only by it's gnarly scent but by your anal openness.

Old uncle dudely: years in india my boy. years in india.

by drpoonandtheteenangels November 18, 2009

dicklexia

a penal-cognitive disorder whereby a dick is unable to distinguish a vagina from an anus resulting in frequent mispenetrations. If left untreated this disorder may progress to a full blown case of turd dick.

a semi-legitimate excuse for sticking it in your bitches ass.

your bitch: WTF!!! Are you insane? That's my ass!!

you: oh shit! i'm so sorry. I have dicklexia.

your bitch: oh baby. I am sooo sorry. I had no idea. Resume your thrusting.

by drpoonandtheteenangels November 20, 2009