one whose doucheness is so ingrained or inherent to his existence that it travels everywhere with him;
the very person who is so totally douched up
the very person who is so totally douched up
Mr Dude: Fuck, here comes Nelson. I can't stand that idiot.
Uncle Dude: Dude is a portable douche kit.
Mr Dude: Thats refreshing.
Uncle Dude: Dude is a portable douche kit.
Mr Dude: Thats refreshing.
by drpoonandtheteenangels July 23, 2009
n: the erectile organ of the vulva, homologous to the penis of the male coomonly known as the clitoris
Wife: Can you pick the kids up from school today. I have to see my gynocologist.
Husband: I will if you ask your doctor to turn the volume up on your hot bone.
Husband: I will if you ask your doctor to turn the volume up on your hot bone.
by drpoonandtheteenangels May 03, 2009
by drpoonandtheteenangels April 20, 2009
term common among Catholic priest and used to describe the process of sodomizing a young acolyte as an initiation into the service of the priest and (and this is a purely incidental benefit) for the base sexual gratification of the priest.
the process of altering a young boys future by initiating him into homo-erotic behavior
what your uncle did to your cousin
the process of altering a young boys future by initiating him into homo-erotic behavior
what your uncle did to your cousin
Aunt Tittie: Cousin Johnny sure is an odd young man. He has so many nervous tics and habits.
Aunt Vaggie: What a shame and after Father Dicklicker spent soooo much time with him.
Aunt Tittie (light bulb above her head): Oh my, do you think Fr. Dicklicker was altering the boy?
Aunt Vaggie: What a shame and after Father Dicklicker spent soooo much time with him.
Aunt Tittie (light bulb above her head): Oh my, do you think Fr. Dicklicker was altering the boy?
by drpoonandtheteenangels August 28, 2009
the Zen-like state of mind when one may freely and with neither shame nor pride claim authorship of each and every gaseous release from ones ass
Old uncle dudely: catch that one you young whipper snapper and paint it green.
Young nephew duder: dude that is devastating. i am stupified not only by it's gnarly scent but by your anal openness.
Old uncle dudely: years in india my boy. years in india.
Young nephew duder: dude that is devastating. i am stupified not only by it's gnarly scent but by your anal openness.
Old uncle dudely: years in india my boy. years in india.
by drpoonandtheteenangels November 18, 2009
the process of sexing up a hottie then fleeing the scene never to be heard from again
distinguish from "a keeper"
distinguish from "a keeper"
Dudely dude: dude who was the hottie i saw you with last night?
Duder: oh dude that was shirley. bitch put the pussy on me last night
Dudely dude: keeper?
Duder: negative. tag and release.
Dudely dude: excellant
Duder: oh dude that was shirley. bitch put the pussy on me last night
Dudely dude: keeper?
Duder: negative. tag and release.
Dudely dude: excellant
by drpoonandtheteenangels June 28, 2009
City Councilman: "...and let me further say, that in due consideration of the various statutes, regulations and so forth, addressing the issue, that it is now, and forever should be the case that no person no where in the Daytona Beach area shall expose, in whole or in part, any portion or particle of their anal cleft in such a manner, so has to.....
by drpoonandtheteenangels April 28, 2009