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Definitions by drpoonandtheteenangels

dick hole 

the hole in a man's underwear normally used as an escape hatch or breathing portal for his little buddy, mr. dickster
Rosie O'Donnel has a dick hole in her panties.

bare wood 

the circumstance where the pubic region of a man is denuded of all pubic hair
the hairless male genitalia
Bitch #1: Susie, you will not believe what happened last night.
Bitch #2: OMG did you fart at the dinner table again?
Bitch #1: Not this time. No. I got tagged by Dave!
Bitch #2: Are you serious? He is sooo hot but really hairy. I bet his piece was a beast.
Bitch #1: Wrong again. He totally busted bare wood on my ass.
Bitch #2: Nice.

tag and release

the process of sexing up a hottie then fleeing the scene never to be heard from again
distinguish from "a keeper"
Dudely dude: dude who was the hottie i saw you with last night?
Duder: oh dude that was shirley. bitch put the pussy on me last night
Dudely dude: keeper?
Duder: negative. tag and release.
Dudely dude: excellant

chest taco 

when a man's chest hair only grows in a narrow vertical strip in the middle of his chest thus resembling a taco
Prince would totally look like a chic if he lost the chest taco.

hot bone 

n: the erectile organ of the vulva, homologous to the penis of the male coomonly known as the clitoris
Wife: Can you pick the kids up from school today. I have to see my gynocologist.
Husband: I will if you ask your doctor to turn the volume up on your hot bone.

anal cleft 

n. the proper legal term for the ass crack
City Councilman: "...and let me further say, that in due consideration of the various statutes, regulations and so forth, addressing the issue, that it is now, and forever should be the case that no person no where in the Daytona Beach area shall expose, in whole or in part, any portion or particle of their anal cleft in such a manner, so has to.....

ass cracker 

One who not knowing the code or combination to a particular slice of ass is nonetheless able to get inside the ass
Frat boy 1: "dude is so wasting his time on lulu bitch NEVER gives it up"
Frat boy 2: "not. Dude is a total ass cracker. He will be in that ass before midnight"