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ass cracker

One who not knowing the code or combination to a particular slice of ass is nonetheless able to get inside the ass
Frat boy 1: "dude is so wasting his time on lulu bitch NEVER gives it up"
Frat boy 2: "not. Dude is a total ass cracker. He will be in that ass before midnight"
by drpoonandtheteenangels April 25, 2009
mugGet the ass crackermug.

aunt poon

your hot aunt whose can you are always dreaming of tapping
young nephew dude: damn dad's sister is totally aunt poon

cousin dude: no shit i busted wood twice at the dinner table
by drpoonandtheteenangels August 7, 2009
mugGet the aunt poonmug.

poonta vista

a location from which vast quantities of poon may be readily viewed
frat boy 1: dude where r u going for spring break?
frat boy 2: duh, poonta vista. how bout u?
by drpoonandtheteenangels April 20, 2009
mugGet the poonta vistamug.

anal openness

the Zen-like state of mind when one may freely and with neither shame nor pride claim authorship of each and every gaseous release from ones ass
Old uncle dudely: catch that one you young whipper snapper and paint it green.

Young nephew duder: dude that is devastating. i am stupified not only by it's gnarly scent but by your anal openness.

Old uncle dudely: years in india my boy. years in india.
by drpoonandtheteenangels November 18, 2009
mugGet the anal opennessmug.

dicklexia

a penal-cognitive disorder whereby a dick is unable to distinguish a vagina from an anus resulting in frequent mispenetrations. If left untreated this disorder may progress to a full blown case of turd dick.

a semi-legitimate excuse for sticking it in your bitches ass.
your bitch: WTF!!! Are you insane? That's my ass!!

you: oh shit! i'm so sorry. I have dicklexia.

your bitch: oh baby. I am sooo sorry. I had no idea. Resume your thrusting.
by drpoonandtheteenangels November 20, 2009
mugGet the dicklexiamug.

afromatic

the circumstance whereby bitches are inexplicably drawn to a dude solely due to his having fro'd up before hitting the club

the occurrence of all kinds of good shit after switchin over to the full on blown out fro hairstyle
Leron: Damn nigga looking good with the dr. j fro kit.

Letrell: Damn straight. It's about to get afromatic nigga afromatic.
by drpoonandtheteenangels February 8, 2010
mugGet the afromaticmug.

bare wood

the circumstance where the pubic region of a man is denuded of all pubic hair
the hairless male genitalia
Bitch #1: Susie, you will not believe what happened last night.
Bitch #2: OMG did you fart at the dinner table again?
Bitch #1: Not this time. No. I got tagged by Dave!
Bitch #2: Are you serious? He is sooo hot but really hairy. I bet his piece was a beast.
Bitch #1: Wrong again. He totally busted bare wood on my ass.
Bitch #2: Nice.
by drpoonandtheteenangels June 28, 2009
mugGet the bare woodmug.

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