driver_im8's definitions

sour patch

usually occurs during oral sex when the recipiant grabs
the intender by the ears,forcing said intenders face to
be thrust into the unwashed pubis or rectum.

Carrie grabbed me by my ears and woukdn't let go until
I muffed her sour patch.

by driver_im8 June 16, 2009

pun-jabba

a male of Indian descent whom thinks he is a player.
He tries to impress women with his comand of broken
english while blasting old rahjiv shakar tunes from his
cheap car stereo.

Did you see that pun-jabba trying to get lucky with that
hot chick?
He couldn't get laid with a hundred dollar bill stuck behind

each ear.

by driver_im8 June 18, 2009

perving

this is when a man or woman are materbating thinking they are
alone but actualy giving someone a peep show.

I'm telling you JOSH,I have to get a new room mate,
I caught MIKEY perving on his self last night.

Well joe,there are two types of guys in the world
One's that say they are going to quit but don't
And one's that that don't even try!

Yeah,but he was screaming my name!!!!!!!

by driver_im8 July 25, 2009

sniffer

this is a guy who smells a seat after somebody just got up
from sitting.

What in the hell is mikey doing down in row one?
FRIEND; That fat ass girl with the greasy hair just got up

from sitting,he's sniffing the seat!
whoaaaa! Mikey's a sniffer?

by driver_im8 July 9, 2009

hose nose

someone with a nose as big as a porn star's cock.

I bet the girlfriend of that hose nose like's sitting on his face

by driver_im8 January 1, 2010

cunnidingus

a double jointed man who enjoys giving felatio to his
own self simply because he can.

I was out slopping the hogs and saw Clem giving hisself
cunnidingus down in the holler by the creek.

by driver_im8 July 5, 2009

alabama hurricane

A fart let out with such force and with a smell like it just had to have passed through the turd, hits you in the face with blunt force trauma.

TWO GOOD OL' BOYS FISHING;
You know Cletus,I remember my granpa talking about the good ol' south,I wish I was raised back when......MY GOD!! DID YOU

SHIT YOUR SELF?!!
How'd you like that alabama hurricane Clem?
Singed the hair in your nose,didn't it?

by driver_im8 August 8, 2009