snatch grab

that is when a woman gets so excited during oral sex she
grabs her partner by the ears and runs his nose into her
vagina and begins pumping his face like intercourse.
Since charlene pulled a snatch grab on me last night,I

can't seem to get the smell of asshole out of my nose.
by driver_im8 July 20, 2009
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bio-bertha

A very large woman who promoted the green movement before it became a trend by providing shade in the summer and heat in the winter to her mate.
You see that mexican with the frito bandito mustache with
bio-bertha? I bet when she sits on his face he looks like the

headless horseman.
FRIEND (BEGINS TO GAG HIS TACOS UP IN THE GARBAGE CAN)
by driver_im8 July 20, 2009
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sour patch

usually occurs during oral sex when the recipiant grabs
the intender by the ears,forcing said intenders face to
be thrust into the unwashed pubis or rectum.
Carrie grabbed me by my ears and woukdn't let go until
I muffed her sour patch.
by driver_im8 June 17, 2009
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skid nose jew

This is someone of jewish descent that has screwed a hard
working man or woman out of their money.
This is a much older expression that is not widely used but should be given the current state of the economy.
that skid nose jew bernie madoff got what he deserved!
Now if they lock up the greedy skid nose jew bankers,that would make
my day!
by driver_im8 August 08, 2009
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muslim bookmark

This is when either out of spite or lack of toilet paper,
they wipe their ass on a page of the KORAN.
U S EMBASSY;KUWAIT:

Has anyone seen my Koran,it's time for prayer.
MARINE; We ran out of shitter wipe ,so I borrowed a few
pages.Don't have a cow NAHIBE, I put them back after I
gave them a muslim bookmark.
OHHHH! I KEEEEL YOUUU NOW! YOUUU INFIDEL !!!!!!
by driver_im8 August 08, 2009
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cunnidingus

a double jointed man who enjoys giving felatio to his
own self simply because he can.
I was out slopping the hogs and saw Clem giving hisself
cunnidingus down in the holler by the creek.
by driver_im8 July 06, 2009
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shuffles

a black man or woman whom seems to take forever to cross
the street
this is an attitude brought on by the fact that because they
take the bus and you drive;you are not any better than they are!
Next time one of those niggers plays shuffles in the cross
walk with me again.i'm going to use him as a hood ornament!
FRIEND; Can I hit the gas?
by driver_im8 July 11, 2009
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