driver_im8's definitions

sniffer

this is a guy who smells a seat after somebody just got up
from sitting.

What in the hell is mikey doing down in row one?
FRIEND; That fat ass girl with the greasy hair just got up

from sitting,he's sniffing the seat!
whoaaaa! Mikey's a sniffer?

by driver_im8 July 9, 2009

tinkler

a young teen not quite legal but appears in all ways.
a woman.

tyrone's been running from the police since he knocked up

that little tinkler.

yeah.the sheriff didn't want his little white princess packing
tyrone's porch monkey on her porcelain hips.

by driver_im8 July 8, 2009

cunnidingus

a double jointed man who enjoys giving felatio to his
own self simply because he can.

I was out slopping the hogs and saw Clem giving hisself
cunnidingus down in the holler by the creek.

by driver_im8 July 5, 2009

gettin down with rodge!

This is what happens when an african american male of normal

sensibilities;for no apparent rhyme nor reason;begins rapping

and dancing like he is onstage at the mtv awards show.
he could be anywhere and in any situation when the mood
overwhelms him.

this action is similar to rerun getting down with rodger on the
sitcom "What's Happening" that was popular in the 70's.

"Did you see that spook "gettin down with rodge!" before his

ugly fat white girlfriend picked him up in front of Mo's Chicken

Shack?

by driver_im8 June 21, 2009

pun-jabba

a male of Indian descent whom thinks he is a player.
He tries to impress women with his comand of broken
english while blasting old rahjiv shakar tunes from his
cheap car stereo.

Did you see that pun-jabba trying to get lucky with that
hot chick?
He couldn't get laid with a hundred dollar bill stuck behind

each ear.

by driver_im8 June 18, 2009

molley hatchet

A fissure in the pubis area usually associated with women
of african american descent that is unusualy large and
extends from the navel to the backbone without the
separation of taint.

Having the appearance of being hit with the end of a

broad ax.

if i had known shaunte had a MOLLEY HATCHET, I WOULD

have strapped a two by four to my ass!

by driver_im8 June 16, 2009

sour patch

usually occurs during oral sex when the recipiant grabs
the intender by the ears,forcing said intenders face to
be thrust into the unwashed pubis or rectum.

Carrie grabbed me by my ears and woukdn't let go until
I muffed her sour patch.

by driver_im8 June 16, 2009