drewbud315's definitions

ver drymouth

What you get whilst drinking dry vermouth

"Dude, could you pass the pepsi ?? I've got mad ver drymouth"

by Drewbud315 August 2, 2007

buttsuck

To take a pass of a joint and get saliva all over the roach then pass it to a friend dripping with spit.

"Don't give the joint to malcolm dude, he'll total buttsuck it"

by Drewbud315 September 23, 2007

Dumbfuck McNumbnuts

Another term for a total pleb

Dumbfuck McNumbnuts! can't you do anything right ??

by Drewbud315 September 23, 2007

king rib

The ultimate in greasy fried snacks available from british "chippies" or chip shops; A chopped and shaped pork patty flavoured with either barbeque or chinese seasoning, doused in batter then deep fried. Mmmmmm heart attacks never tasted so good !

"Gie us a king rib supper wi' 2 king ribs, one BBQ and one chinese, 2 buttered rolls and a few pickles, broon sauce on the chips and extra salt on everyhin', a couple o mairs bairs an' a gless bottle of irn bru ya cunt"

by Drewbud315 August 3, 2007

smackhole

Any location that is dirty, skanky, run down, disease ridden, full of junk, or characterised by the state of a heroin addict's flat.

"I'm no goin' back to the Raploch, that place is a fuckin' Smackhole."

by Drewbud315 May 18, 2007

jack white

cockney rhyming slang for shite.

"Man ! those white stripes are a fucking joke. Total jack white."

by Drewbud315 August 3, 2007

iphone

Do not take the other definitions for this seriously. This piece of equipment definetelt does NOT harness the power of a laptop, nor is it the coolest thing ever invented (just read the specs, boys and girls.) For the ammount of hype surrounding it, it seems to lack ALOT of the features we take for granted in todays mobile phones. eg. video recording, MP3 ringtones, instant messaging, only to name a few. The features available on an iphone have actually been available on portable devices at much more reasonable prices for years, yet all it takes is apple to create an iperbole around it, then suddenly everyone thinks it's the only device that harnesses these features.

This is exactly what happened when the ipod was released - all it takes is a ridiculously funded advertising scheme to make people think that ipods are the best choice for a portable media player - when in fact, nothing could be further from the truth. apple products are merely fasion accessories. be sure to wikipedia "iphone"

by Drewbud315 September 23, 2007