Definitions by drewbud315
iphone
Do not take the other definitions for this seriously. This piece of equipment definetelt does NOT harness the power of a laptop, nor is it the coolest thing ever invented (just read the specs, boys and girls.) For the ammount of hype surrounding it, it seems to lack ALOT of the features we take for granted in todays mobile phones. eg. video recording, MP3 ringtones, instant messaging, only to name a few. The features available on an iphone have actually been available on portable devices at much more reasonable prices for years, yet all it takes is apple to create an iperbole around it, then suddenly everyone thinks it's the only device that harnesses these features.
This is exactly what happened when the ipod was released - all it takes is a ridiculously funded advertising scheme to make people think that ipods are the best choice for a portable media player - when in fact, nothing could be further from the truth. apple products are merely fasion accessories. be sure to wikipedia "iphone"
iphone by Drewbud315 September 23, 2007
n00bspeek
Dialect used by non - educated young adults on the internet, typically characterised by the use of words such as "teh," "waht" and "liek" and also characterised by an abundance of typos, such as missing the shift key for punctuation.
n00bspeek by Drewbud315 September 3, 2007
king rib
The ultimate in greasy fried snacks available from british "chippies" or chip shops; A chopped and shaped pork patty flavoured with either barbeque or chinese seasoning, doused in batter then deep fried. Mmmmmm heart attacks never tasted so good !
"Gie us a king rib supper wi' 2 king ribs, one BBQ and one chinese, 2 buttered rolls and a few pickles, broon sauce on the chips and extra salt on everyhin', a couple o mairs bairs an' a gless bottle of irn bru ya cunt"
king rib by Drewbud315 August 3, 2007
ver drymouth
ver drymouth by Drewbud315 August 2, 2007
Dropoff
After taking a shit and standing up to wipe your arse, dropoff is the dod of shit that remains clinging to your hoop until you are upright, then falls off and lands on a number of places.... in your boxers, on the carpet, on your shoes etc... and is renowned for going un - noticed until it's too late.
"Yesterday in the office, Alan emerged from the gent's with mad dropoff down the back of his pants ! no - one told him and it ended up getting everywhere !"
Dropoff by Drewbud315 August 2, 2007
thanoyte
meaning "thenite" or "tonight."
originating in Scotland, "thanoyte" can be added to the end of many sentences or words to emphasize the importance of the matter, or to emphasize excitement.
originating in Scotland, "thanoyte" can be added to the end of many sentences or words to emphasize the importance of the matter, or to emphasize excitement.
thanoyte by Drewbud315 May 31, 2007