18 definitions by drewbud315

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The ultimate in greasy fried snacks available from british "chippies" or chip shops; A chopped and shaped pork patty flavoured with either barbeque or chinese seasoning, doused in batter then deep fried. Mmmmmm heart attacks never tasted so good !
"Gie us a king rib supper wi' 2 king ribs, one BBQ and one chinese, 2 buttered rolls and a few pickles, broon sauce on the chips and extra salt on everyhin', a couple o mairs bairs an' a gless bottle of irn bru ya cunt"
by Drewbud315 July 06, 2007
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Also a "Walk By Cumming", the act of secretly masturbating in public, then jizzing on a complete stranger, before running off.
"Frank, call the cops... I've just fallen victim to a walk by cumshot."
by Drewbud315 May 04, 2007
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The cool dude emoticon on MSN with teh shades - teh best emoticon EVER !!
Malcolm: DUDE !! you ROCK !!
Drew: (H)
by Drewbud315 November 14, 2007
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Another term for a total pleb
Dumbfuck McNumbnuts! can't you do anything right ??
by Drewbud315 September 10, 2007
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e.g. Blow, Scottish slang for Hashish.
Only used for describing Hashish.
Haw Tam, got any blaw ?
by Drewbud315 May 04, 2007
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To take a pass of a joint and get saliva all over the roach then pass it to a friend dripping with spit.
"Don't give the joint to malcolm dude, he'll total buttsuck it"
by Drewbud315 September 10, 2007
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Any location that is dirty, skanky, run down, disease ridden, full of junk, or characterised by the state of a heroin addict's flat.
"I'm no goin' back to the Raploch, that place is a fuckin' Smackhole."
by Drewbud315 May 04, 2007
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