Definitions by drew

man weld 

The act of ejaculating on a girls eyes so that she can't open them because you man welded them shut.

Shutup! Lest I shall manweld your eyes shut!

man weld by Drew October 3, 2003

flogging the bishop 

A synonym for masturbation.

I was so horny i decided to flog the bishop underneath my desk in health class while they gave us the "STD slideshow"! Wow, it turned me on!

flogging the bishop by Drew October 3, 2003

jimmie hat 

a condom

i don't want no baby's mamas, so i use a jimmie hat

jimmie hat by drew September 5, 2003

Trouble 

Kiellor

Kiellor walked into the inn

Trouble by Drew August 28, 2003

Flounder Nipples 

Nipples that are found on one side of one's chest placed vertically, one above the other.

You, good sir, have flounder nipples.

Flounder Nipples by Drew August 17, 2003

what-not 

A vaugue term, often used indesciminately, to describe a thing or things that one would,usually for the sake of convenience, omit and sum up as "what-not"

"That bastard. Spends all his damn time messing with that ugly girlfriend of his.You know, just talking and what-not"

what-not by drew August 12, 2003

kaplunkadunk

that fine ass

kaplunkadunk by Drew August 2, 2003