dr. foo's definitions

absterge the podex

Literary language for wiping one's ass

After hearing his speech, many thought the politician should take a few moments to absterge the podex.

by Dr. Foo May 3, 2010

Shitflakes

1. Generic term for unappetizing breakfast cereal
2. Exclamation of dismay or disgust
3. Generic term for anything of poor quality, uappealing, undesired, etc.

1. Some "Continental Breakfast"--all they had was shitflakes and instant coffee.

2. Shitflakes! She still hasn't returned my call.

3. When I asked the boss for a raise, all I got was total shitflakes.

by Dr. Foo May 8, 2008

Soviet ballot

An election in which there is only one real choice--even if it appears that more than one choice is offered--not necessarily restricted to the (old) Soviet Union.

There was no real choice--only one candidtate without a prison record--just another Soviet ballot.

by Dr. Foo August 14, 2008

vlagellation

A fancy term for pussy-whipping

He gave up his bros and all the things he likes to do, just because of that bitch--a case of major vlagellation

by Dr. Foo August 22, 2008

early tails

cocktails before happy hour--usually before 4 p.m. in most localities

I'm on vacation--its early tails every day for the next two weeks.

by Dr. Foo July 7, 2008

plunger proof

Said of bullshit that is so dense and deep it cannot be overcome

The politician thought his denials, excuses, alibis and recriminations were plunger proof, until he found out they had video tapes too.

by Dr. Foo September 15, 2009

Thong string

A male underling who trys way too hard to please the female boss

If the boss stops quick, his nose will be way up her ass--the guy's a total thong string.

by Dr. Foo April 26, 2008