dr. badwrench's definitions

OCC wrench

A two-pound dead-blow hammer, often mistaken for a rubber mallet. The primary tool of the hacks at Orange County Choppers, especially Paulie. Chiefly used for axle installation, engine/transmission alignment and primary cover installation.

Properly used, an OCC wrench is a useful tool that one occasionally needs for stubborn, rusty old parts, not shiny new ones that should slide together if one knows what they are doing.

I have been a motorcycle mechanic for ten years, and have never needed the OCC wrench to put in an axle.

Look, that idiot Paulie dinged that primary with the OCC wrench!

by Dr. Badwrench February 23, 2008

bumper balls

A vehicle accessory for those who lack a pair of their own, consisting of a rubber scrotum and testes dangling from the underside of their bumper, trailer hitch, rear axle, etc.

bumper balls are a poor substitute for having a real pair, buddy.

by Dr. Badwrench April 6, 2008

Schneider egg

Orange bags of trash left by highway work crews. From the orange trailers of the Schneider trucking company. West Coast trucker slang

I had to swerve to avoid that asshole in the Mitsubishi and hit a couple Schneider eggs. Should've seen that trash fly!

by Dr. Badwrench February 22, 2008

nut buster

An improvised grenade made of a shotgun shell inserted into a length of tubing (cardboard, plastic, or thin aluminum) with fins attached to the other end, and a marble or ball bearing taped over the primer. The nut buster is thrown into the air and lands on the marble, firing the shell and spraying the area with shot.

During the riot, two men threw nut busters into the crowd

by Dr. Badwrench September 28, 2008

slow elk

Free-range cattle when considered a "game animal", often poached by radical environmentalists is the western US.

Slow elk was the only meat on the hoof I've seen in two weeks, so I'll be in steaks a while.

by Dr. Badwrench May 3, 2008

power 'stache

A large and/or powerful moustache. A moustache to be feared.

bearers of the power 'stache include:

Jamie Hyneman
Yosemite Sam
Wilford Brimley
Sam Elliot
Tom Selleck
Dennis Gage from My Classic Car

Kurt Russel in Tombstone, now that's a power 'stache.

by Dr. Badwrench January 15, 2007

dittybop

A radio operator, usually military or HAM. From the sounds of transmitted Morse code.

Bob was a Navy dittybop.

by Dr. Badwrench April 16, 2008