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blue tip wrench

oxyacetylene cutting torch

"blue tip" from the blue torch flame
"wrench" for the tool's versatility and the speed at which it can be used to disassemble damn near anything

A favorite of "redneck engineers"

Also called a smokewrench
Fuck! The damn bolt's froze solid! Gimme the blue tip wrench, I'll get that fucker loose!
by Dr. Badwrench September 22, 2006
mugGet the blue tip wrenchmug.

smokewrench

An oxyacetylene cutting torch
Gimme the smokewrench, this fuckin' U-bolt is rusted solid.
by Dr. Badwrench September 22, 2006
mugGet the smokewrenchmug.

assal

Of or pertaining to the ass in its entirety.
Anal is to anus as assal is to ass

Assal horizontology
by Dr. Badwrench December 18, 2008
mugGet the assalmug.

French key

I need the damn French Key, this socket is too big.
by Dr. Badwrench September 25, 2008
mugGet the French keymug.

Jeez hands

The arms-extended-upwards palms-facing-out and swaying side-to-side or hopping up-and-down dance done by fervent Christians while in church. Usually seen in more fundamentalist/evangelical churches and "Songs4Worship" commercials. The religious version of jazz hands
What's with that Jeez hands dance they're doing?

That's why Baptists don;t have sex standing up. It leads to dancing.
by Dr. Badwrench December 15, 2008
mugGet the Jeez handsmug.

greatest band ever

Title bestowed on the latest cookie-cutter nü-something band by ignorant MTV obsessed neophytes who know nothing about music, while failing to realize that earlier, and greater, bands influenced the latest crop of down-tuned power-chording hair farmers, and even greater artists influenced them, and so on.
Bands that do not qualify for the title "greatest band ever":

Anything recorded after 1980

End of list. Sorry if you're butt-hurt, but it's true.
by Dr. Badwrench April 6, 2008
mugGet the greatest band evermug.

dill

When combined with any noun, either as a prefix or as a phrase, automatically associates that noun with dildoes. Try any random noun, and you will be able to formulate your own "dilldefinition".
dillhole: a hole for a dildo or hole in a dildo
dillsack: a sack of dildoes, or a sack for a dildo
dillfuck: to fuck with or get fucked by a dildo
dillsmeg: dildo smegma
dillsmack: to strike or bludgeon with a dildo

Bush is an idiot dillsuck.
by Dr. Badwrench May 15, 2007
mugGet the dillmug.

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