dr. badwrench's definitions

away the Crow Road

Old Scots expression for dead.

Also from the Iain Banks book/BBC miniseries "The Crow Road"

Aye, Fergus is away the Crow Road.

by Dr. Badwrench July 10, 2006

sled

Your ride, vehicle, conveyance, autovoiture. Could be a car, truck, motorcycle, whatever.

Shit, that is one fine sled you drivin'

by Dr. Badwrench January 7, 2007

bubblegum machine

A law enforcement vehicle, specifically a cruiser or highway patrol car. From the shape of the old-style revolving lights that resemble old gumball vending machines. CB jargon.

Got a bubblegum machine knockin' on your back door (there is a cop car on your tail)

by Dr. Badwrench November 26, 2006

bumper balls

A vehicle accessory for those who lack a pair of their own, consisting of a rubber scrotum and testes dangling from the underside of their bumper, trailer hitch, rear axle, etc.

bumper balls are a poor substitute for having a real pair, buddy.

by Dr. Badwrench April 6, 2008

greatest band ever

Title bestowed on the latest cookie-cutter nü-something band by ignorant MTV obsessed neophytes who know nothing about music, while failing to realize that earlier, and greater, bands influenced the latest crop of down-tuned power-chording hair farmers, and even greater artists influenced them, and so on.

Bands that do not qualify for the title "greatest band ever":

Anything recorded after 1980

End of list. Sorry if you're butt-hurt, but it's true.

by Dr. Badwrench April 6, 2008

dill

When combined with any noun, either as a prefix or as a phrase, automatically associates that noun with dildoes. Try any random noun, and you will be able to formulate your own "dilldefinition".

dillhole: a hole for a dildo or hole in a dildo
dillsack: a sack of dildoes, or a sack for a dildo
dillfuck: to fuck with or get fucked by a dildo
dillsmeg: dildo smegma
dillsmack: to strike or bludgeon with a dildo

Bush is an idiot dillsuck.

by Dr. Badwrench May 15, 2007

necrochondriac

A goth, vampire wannabe or other fake undead wanker

necro = dead
chondriac - from hypochondriac

One who prettends they are dead, to the point of belief.

Characterized by dark clothing, white face makeup with black lipstick and eye makeup, usually sporting cross or wannabe satanic jewelry, coffin-themed acessories, etc.

Look at those Ann Rice-loving tossers! Bunch of necrochondriac fucks! HEY! You're not black sheep, you're sheep in black!

by Dr. Badwrench July 11, 2006