downstrike's definitions
A statement following the exclamation, "Oh My GOD!", that one is most likely to hear after throwing one's self at the ground and missing. See throw yourself at the ground and miss.
If you have thrown yourself at the ground and missed, it is vitally important that you do not believe the statement, "you can't possibly be flying", when you hear it. Otherwise, you will suddenly discover that it is true.
by Downstrike May 23, 2004
Get the You can't possibly be flyingmug. You look like mischief waiting to happen.
Old Faithful is an ejaculation waiting to happen.
Jamie Lynn Spears is another Britney Spears waiting to happen.
That puppy is a puddle on the floor waiting to happen.
Old Faithful is an ejaculation waiting to happen.
Jamie Lynn Spears is another Britney Spears waiting to happen.
That puppy is a puddle on the floor waiting to happen.
by Downstrike January 21, 2005
Get the waiting to happenmug. Monotheistic followers of Jesus who:
1. Search for the truth instead searching for a belief that makes them feel good about themselves.
2. Serve God instead of themselves or their own desires.
3. Completely accept the Bible as the complete, authoritative source of information about God.
4. Take it upon themselves to be Christian rather than expect clerics to serve as proxy Christians for them.
5. Obey God's word because they love and respect God enough to obey Him, instead of working even harder to come up with excuses not to obey God.
6. Do not introduce man-made philosophies or pagan customs into their worship and pretend that they have something to do with Jesus.
7. Obey God rather than men when the two are in conflict.
8. Do not follow self-appointed prophets or messiahs.
1. Search for the truth instead searching for a belief that makes them feel good about themselves.
2. Serve God instead of themselves or their own desires.
3. Completely accept the Bible as the complete, authoritative source of information about God.
4. Take it upon themselves to be Christian rather than expect clerics to serve as proxy Christians for them.
5. Obey God's word because they love and respect God enough to obey Him, instead of working even harder to come up with excuses not to obey God.
6. Do not introduce man-made philosophies or pagan customs into their worship and pretend that they have something to do with Jesus.
7. Obey God rather than men when the two are in conflict.
8. Do not follow self-appointed prophets or messiahs.
I prefer honest pagans and Real True Christians to those who pretend that the fertility symbols of Easter, such as eggs, rabbits, and maidens dressed in white have something to do with Jesus.
by Downstrike May 24, 2004
Get the Real True Christiansmug. A popular euphemism for the most prevalently-used and virus-susceptible email client in the history of computing. See Outhouse Express for the correct term.
When I installed SP2, Outlook Express presumed to decide for me whether to download the images in my email.
by Downstrike October 3, 2004
Get the Outlook Expressmug. by Downstrike November 24, 2004
Get the sitchitationmug. Picture a mongrel putting its tail between its legs and peeing all over it and yelping, ki-yi, ki-yi, ki-yi off into the distance.
by Downstrike May 27, 2004
Get the turning tailmug. A name given to a disoriented sea lion that swam up the California Aquesuct almost as far as Los Banos.
Chippy was named after CHiPs by the CHiPs who were wondering what the heck to do with a sea lion in the desert-like west side of San Joaquin Valley, which is quite fitting since the CHiPs around Los Banos get disoriented too. So watch out for them on I-5, or they'll run you over!
by Downstrike January 23, 2005
Get the Chippymug.