Code Red

1. Red-colored Mountain Dew product.

2. One of the earlier computer viruses that propagated both by email and over network connections.

Both of these came out shortly before 9/11 and the Anthrax scare, causing no end of confusion among duh-weebs and n00bs.
Normal, but technologically unprepared person: I was just sitting there drinking my Code Red (1) when Code Red (2) DLed and started spamming everybody in my address book.

Duh-weeb: I understand you got a Code Red infection, but did you spill it on the keyboard or the hard drive?

N00b: It's just scandalous that none of the doctors knew what I was talking about when I asked for inoculation against Code Red!
by Downstrike November 11, 2004
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Stumbler

A web surfer who stumbles via StumbleUpon. See also stumbulation and stumbleblog.
I do my web surfing at StumbleUpon, so I'm called a Stumbler.
by Downstrike October 23, 2005
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obstructionist

One who designs or acts in a way that obstructs others, making it difficult or impossible to do what needs to be done. Frequently uses conflict of interest to obstruct others. Also known as an asshole or duh-weeb, and most likely proud of it.
When you have to drive six blocks just to go around the corner, it's a good sign that the engineer who planned the city's one-way streets was an obstructionist.

For more examples, see bureaucracy, committee mentality, legislator, attorney, and corporation.
by Downstrike November 24, 2004
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turning tail

Picture a mongrel putting its tail between its legs and peeing all over it and yelping, ki-yi, ki-yi, ki-yi off into the distance.
by Downstrike May 27, 2004
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sitchitation

The CB slanguage version of situation. A predicament.
Whent the pokeys pull over back doors, it's a terrible sitchitation.
by Downstrike November 24, 2004
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Chippy

A name given to a disoriented sea lion that swam up the California Aquesuct almost as far as Los Banos.
Chippy was named after CHiPs by the CHiPs who were wondering what the heck to do with a sea lion in the desert-like west side of San Joaquin Valley, which is quite fitting since the CHiPs around Los Banos get disoriented too. So watch out for them on I-5, or they'll run you over!
by Downstrike January 23, 2005
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committee

A group of people that forms when the stupidity of one person won't suffice.
Committees are the foundation of bureaucracy.
by Downstrike June 05, 2004
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